Alex, Amazon has some oatmeal on sale that seems right up your alley.
I like the Irish stuff better actually. Having to cook it for 30 minutes isn't a problem as it get's me off my @ss and away from the computer. I'm not into ordering large quantities of food though. First of all, I live in a condo and it takes effort to keep it from looking like a storage bunker. Second, UPS deliveries require me to be home. If it were a house they may just leave the package but here?, no way. I actually wish they would though. On several occasions I have had to go to them to get packages after 3 failed attempts to deliver them so convenience isn't a selling point for me. Then there is the shipping costs. I'm aware of you being on the frequent flyer program and shipping is free or something like that. I probably should look into the costs though as the dried fruit, almonds and Splenda that I throw into it are like through the roof. It might have been cheaper for me to drink and smoke.
On an unrelated note I went to return a bunch of stuff to Radio Shack. I have a couple Pioneer HPM-100 speakers that had a stupid binding post system that was fubar anyway. I had bought like 6 different things to fix it with and obviously only used 1. I also had some miscellaneous fuses and resistors to return on 3 different receipts. I got lucky and saddled the Radio Shack Lazy Employee of the Month with the task. I totally interrupted his watching of some sports program on no less than 7 TV's while listening to Kuh, Kuh, Kuh ... Krap Music!
Then I wouldn't provide a phone number, name or address. I acted indignant that he asked. I hate that pimply faked puke. As my brother would say, a waste of meat, bone and hair.