There was this middle aged women visiting her friend who is a doctor. She eventually said, "I'm having trouble with my husband. We still get along fine, but he never wants to do it anymore. Is there anything I can do?"
The doc says sure, we can fix that now. He writes her a prescription and tells her to just put one of these in his coffee in the morning. I think you'll be happy with the results. So, she runs out and has the prescription filled. The next morning, she does as told and drops one in his coffee. That night, when he came home, they made out like crazy, but still no happy ending. The next day, she dropped in two. That night it happened. But still, it was only like 5 minutes and she didn't get to finish. The next morning, she said screw it. Lets go for broke, and put the rest of the bottle in his coffee. That afternoon, her friend the doc called to see how they were doing. Their 12 year old son had answered the phone. The boy said to the doc, "How are we doing? I'LL TELL YA HOW WE'RE DOIN! My mom is dead. Sis left home. My butt hurts like hell, and dad is out front stark naked going, here kitty kitty......here kitty kitty....