In all seriousness though,
My family usually visits Kentucky each year... since I was eight or so. We've been through Louisville quite a few times!
I love it down there... their hospitality is amazing and the food is great (nothing like FRIED biscuits and gravy)... of course, expect to put on a few pounds if you are going to eat like that
We stay at ... this place:
http://parks.ky.gov/findparks/resortparks/lc/
Lake Cumberland is such a beautiful place... you're lucky to be moving somewhere near it
And you will be right within distance of Six Flags: Kentucky Kingdom!!! Yay! Any future children should surely be pleased