While removing the gallon of milk from my fridge for my coffee the cap got caught on the shelf above. The bottom of the gallon moved right along and when the cap finally popped off, the strangeness of the whole thing caused me to drop everything. The gallon hit the floor and proceeded to spooge out.
I would have been angry but was too dumbfounded by the surrealism of all that milk all over all that oak. I'm loosing it.