Really Boring Stuff Only

[Phil Taylor]

Damn that biatch is ugly

You'd think someone would tell her to take it easy on the eyeliner... not sure if that would help though.

 

[MidnightSensi]

Do not open this at work. NSFW.

...but this thread made me laugh really hard on the other forum I visit:

You're on a blind date and...
http://dubstepforum.com/viewtopic.php?t=66997

 

[pcefrog]

more boring stuff

this might be a little TOO crazy but, a couple of days ago my coffe pot stopped working, so i bought a new one...slightly better, sorry.

 

[Nimrod]

I got home from work, and my wife is napping upstairs.

There are 3 Blue Point Winter Ale's in the fridge. Okay, there are now 2 Blue Point Winter Ale's in the fridge.

The question is, should I wake her up after

beer #1?

Beer #2?

or Beer #3?

 

[Matt34]

Just found out my wife is 3cm dilated. Doc says baby should be here before Friday.

 

[jamie2112]

Just found out my wife is 3cm dilated. Doc says baby should be here before Friday.

Sweet Matt Congratulations......

 

[jamie2112]

I got home from work, and my wife is napping upstairs.

There are 3 Blue Point Winter Ale's in the fridge. Okay, there are now 2 Blue Point Winter Ale's in the fridge.

The question is, should I wake her up after

beer #1?

Beer #2?

or Beer #3?

UUUUMMM.......number #3..

 

[Nimrod]

UUUUMMM.......number #3..

Beer # 1 is done.

Beer # 2 is open

She's still sleeping

 

[Phil Taylor]

Just found out my wife is 3cm dilated. Doc says baby should be here before Friday.

Congratulations!!!

 

[Gimpy Ric]

Congratulations Matt!!!

 

[Adam]

Just found out my wife is 3cm dilated. Doc says baby should be here before Friday.

Congratulations, Matt!!!

Now, for the record - that's not boring at all.

 

[Adam]

The younger sister from The Fast and the Furious (Jordana Brewster) is now on Chuck. It took me until the second episode to remember where I'd seen her.

 

[Phil Taylor]

The younger sister from The Fast and the Furious (Jordana Brewster) is now on Chuck. It took me until the second episode to remember where I'd seen her.

Now her I'd photograph posing with my car... but that wouldn't be nearly as humorous on an internet message board...

 

[Phil Taylor]

Beer # 1 is done.

Beer # 2 is open

She's still sleeping

OK - the suspense is killing me... update please... is she awake yet?

 

[Adam]

Now her I'd photograph posing with my car... but that wouldn't be nearly as humorous on an internet message board...

If I were dating her, then I think that I could live without the internet humor. Pure speculation, of course. Pretty solid bet, though.

(I had "If I was", but then I remember MidCow2's pet peeve. Boolya. Learned something today.)

 

[Adam]

OK - the suspense is killing me... update please... is she awake yet?

Maybe, but he's sleeping off the brews.

 

[MidnightSensi]

The younger sister from The Fast and the Furious (Jordana Brewster) is now on Chuck. It took me until the second episode to remember where I'd seen her.

I'd hit it. Two times.

 

[Adam]

Hmmm. Britney's Spears' "Hit Me Baby One More Time" just took on a whole new meaning in my head. It's like a light bulb went off.

For someone who's watched videos that I won't even elude to here, that stuff goes over my head surprisingly often. I guess that I view the world with such innocence. Well, maybe not always.

 

[Adam]

I had my house measured for new flooring tonight. Tile and carpet. I sure hope that I can have it all put in before my parents come for Christmas. That would be a nice surprise.

With that, I bid you all a good night.

 

[Alex2507]

Hmmm. Britney's Spears' "Hit Me Baby One More Time" just took on a whole new meaning in my head. It's like a light bulb went off.

What, did you think she wanted a bruise? LOL!

Okay, I'll admit that I tried to equate it to fishing.
The way bass will hit on a lure before they get hooked ... FISH ... not LFE.
It's a wonder we're able to communicate at all.