Last time I was at Greg's I took the liberty of measuring his hearing loss as it relates to his drinking [in a credible manner of course] such that everyone on the forums can gain a true understanding of why his Paradigms are in and out of rehab more than Brittany Spears...
The results are shown below and I must say are staggering.
[MG]http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll171/avaserfi/Misc/GregsHearing.jpg[/IMG]
Clearly, as Greg drinks more he becomes grossly abusive to his poor Paradigms...I have it on good authority the only reason they stay with him is because of the constant shiny presents!