Hey, best of luck getting on board at Lexus if that's what you want to do. Do you know what kind of turn over they have there?
As much as I'm tempted to make some wise crack about you not drinking any more, that's kind of impressive. It also doesn't really hamper the plan of not getting new flooring. After all, the only sober person will be you - and your basement doesn't have walls.
Plus, you'd be coherent enough to drop the hammer on anyone who dared to touch any of my stuff.
"Ummm, hey...Sheep? Dave is about to use one of my towels..."
"No worries, dude." BAM.
Okay, I'm not
that anal. Towels are cool. Plates, on the hand...
[No Audioholics were injured in the making of this post. All events were fictional.]