Actually, I can't take credit for that one...the original letter has the lawyer's name, but Audioholics inserted "Monster Lawyers" there in the online version...I did give some thought to using some crude and impolite form of address, but concluded that it might just detract from the dignity of the response. When confronted with an indignity, always respond with dignity, as my excessively-wordy grandma always used to say (no, she didn't; I made that one up).
Kurt
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