car acronyms

[Mikado463]

In 1979, I bought a brand new one of the 1980's X series front wheel drive cars, an Oldsmobile Omega. This car showed rust at the edge of the roof in the 1st year of ownership. I should have sued GM, but I wasn't aware at the time then that I would have won against GM. My fist and last GM vehicle. Since 1998, I have only owned Honda cars with great satisfaction.

Sue GM ??? for crying out loud the car was still under warranty ! Regardless, edge of the roof probably suggest a surface imperfection.

 

[Dude#1279435]

Had a FIAT way back when, so heard Fix It Again Tomorrow or Fix It Again Tony etc.

Thought I'd heard all the Ford ones, but you came up with some I hadn't heard....

Fiat: F--king Idiot Assembled This; Found In A Trench; Fails In Attempted Turns; Failure In Automotive Technology

 

[Dude#1279435]

Hahaha, Holden: Hope Our Luck Doesn't End Now

Triumph: The Risk In Useless Machinery Pays Heavily; This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help

 

[Dude#1279435]

Hahaha...

Saab: Send Another Automobile Back; Sadly Absent, Always Broken; Sad Attempt At Beauty; Shape Appears Ass-Backward

Saturn: Sounds Absolutely Terrible, Unbelievable Rattling Noises; Slow And Tastless: Upgrade Right Now; Simpletons Attracted To Unconventional Retail Network; Sorry About that Unexpected Recall Notice

Scion: Sad Cars Inspire Only Nauseau

Subaru: Shift Up, Because Always Revs Unnecessarily

Tesla: Technology Excesses Seem Lame, Actually

Dacia: Don't Ask. Car Is Awful.

Dodge: Designers Occasionally Do Good Engineering; Darn Overhauls Do Get Expensive

Eagle Talon: Engine Always Gives Low Elapsed Times and Lives On Noxious

Edsel: Every Day Some Engineer Laughs

 

[Dude#1279435]

Worth a repeat. Classic....

Minivan: Manhood Is Nonexistent, I'm Vasectomized And Neutered

 

[davidscott]

Worth a repeat. Classic....

Minivan: Manhood Is Nonexistent, I'm Vasectomized And Neutered

Never heard that one. Then again, I never owned a van mini or otherwise.

 

[Dude#1279435]

Not too much the old ones like Found On Road Dead etc but the ones the new generations made. They’re much better IMO. Some hilarious ones. I have a list of many, but since my Ranger sucks, why not Ford LOL. There’s a lot. They seem to get ridiculed just about more than any other.

Ford: F—ker Only Rolls Downhill; Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed; Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable; Forgot Our Recommended Defaults; First Order of Reproductive Discipline; Forwarded Once, Return Denied; Features OJ and Ron’s DNA; First On Rust and Deterioration; First On Recall Day; Famous Odor Resistant Dog; Fault OF R & D; Fraternal Order of Restored DeSoto’s; Follow Our Rusty Dogsled; F—kin’ Owner Real Dumb; Federation Of Rusty Dungers; F—king Out Right Dangerous; First On Road to Dump; Free Or Reduced Drastically; Frequently On Ritalin, Designers; Forced On Reluctant Drivers; Foot On Road Decelerates; Formed Of Rejected DNA; Flintstone Or Rubble Driven; Fix Or Recycle Dilemma; Fireball On Rear Denting; Falling Off: Rusty Door; Fails On Rainy Days; Fabricated Of Refried Dung; Forward Only, Reverse Defective

Mostly for anyone new to the topic. Above has the killer OJ acronym. A real stinger. Ouch!

Ford: (backwards) Driver Returns On Foot; From Our Rejects Department; Flip Over, Read Directions; Fancy Oil Recycling Device; Frequently Overhauled, Rarely Driven

 

[Dude#1279435]

Hahaha....

Rolls-Royce: Rich Old Lame Louts Still Run Over Your Childhood Expectations

 

[AcuDefTechGuy]

I can’t believe nobody said the right acronym for KIA: Killed In Action.

Outstanding name for a car.

Their next car name will be named MIA: Missing In Action.

 

[Dude#1279435]

I can’t believe nobody said the right acronym for KIA: Killed In Action.

Outstanding name for a car.

Their next car name will be named MIA: Missing In Action.

Kick It Again

Also...
Keep Inside Asia; Korean Imitation Accord

 

[Dude#1279435]

Mercedes: Many Expensive Repairs Can Eventually Discourage Extra Sales; My Expensive Race Car Emits Dense Exhaust Smoke; Merger Engaged Reverse: Chrysler Entering Decline, Evident Soon

Metro: Monkeys Engineered This Road Obstacle; Mileage's Everything; Torque, Running Out; Mangey Environmentalist Transporter Rusts On; Martha, Everything Rattles Off!

Plymouth: Police Laugh, Young Men Ogle, all Underestimate This Heap

Pontiac: Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car

 

[Tankini]

I can’t believe nobody said the right acronym for KIA: Killed In Action.

Outstanding name for a car.

Their next car name will be named MIA: Missing In Action.

Nice!!Another KIA "Telluride" who would name a SUV that? Found this on the back of one went like this,

I Can Telluride Di€K.

 

[AcuDefTechGuy]

Nice!!Another KIA "Telluride" who would name a SUV that? Found this on the back of one went like this,

I Can Telluride Di€K.

Well if I were targeting the US market to sell my cars, I would Google “KIA Acronym” and see that in the USA, KIA is very common for KILLED IN ACTION.