Mine too. I really like the way they look too.
When I was running the meat shop we went through a lot of white cotton gloves. I'd wear them under nitrile gloves to keep my hands nice, dry and warm. I have a whole drawer full of them now. I keep a pair with my measuring stuff and cables. I've yet to touch any of my speakers (aside from accidental) with my bare hands.
I do have to dust at the very least every other day. Summertime in the desert means a lot of dust and that gloss black sure does show it! It's not so bad though. A labor of love. I even find it relaxing.
I use a swiffer duster and it only takes maybe 5-10 minutes. I've used water, sparingly, with a soft microfiber cloth on the occasional smudge or dog nose print, but never any chemicals.
Yes, I'm sick.
I did always think though, that SVS could go with some more finish options. I'd still choose gloss black, I think, but more options is good for everyone. I thought it was a cool little tidbit.