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Rip Van Woofer : <table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tr><td>Quote (MerlinMacuser @ Mar. 17 2004,2:34)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Please, please everyone. Let's get our facts straight. Bob Dylan invented Rap music with the Subterreanean Homesick Blues.
Johnny's in the basement mixin' up some medicine
I'm on the pavement thinkin' 'bout the goverment....
...the pump don't work cause the vandals stole the handle.
Wrong. Gilbert and Sullivan invented rap with their "patter songs" like "The Major General's Song"!
As much as I think rap is tiresome, some of the early, more political and lighthearted rappers (like Grand Master Flash and Tone Loc, respectively) were pretty good based on the admittedly limited sample I have overheard. And I was once recently encamped next to a bunch of crazy Canadian kids on a fishing trip in Ontario and, God help me, I even thought some of the Eminem they were playing was kind of witty and sharp at times. Might have just been the fatigue and liquor, though (I joined 'em rather than try to beat 'em and didn't get much sleep. I think they temporarly adopted me as a sort of friendly uncle.). Quasi-spoken poetry over music has a long history in many cultures and genres and is not necessarily crap.
But hey, I'm just a middle-aged suburban white guy.</td></tr></table>
I had a similar experience back in 2000. My wife and I were working in Algonquin Park, Ontario. All the staff lived in individual huts. Having been in the country for two months by then, my own personal stash had run out long before. I was on a mission.
I eventually managed to meet "the man". In his hut he was playing this strange, never heard before, rap music. Nothing like this had ever before been heard in Scotland, that's for sure.
Anyway, my paranoid waryness soon turned to awe. We were listening to Eminem. On a ghettoblaster! The mix was unbelievably intricate (although I'm sure the weed played a not inconsiderable part in my seemingly enhanced aural capabilities). I now have lots of that type of music. It made a lasting impression.
Unfortunately, in this day and age, everything has a predetermined (re-short) lifespan. The marketing men now control the minds of teenagers and they feel they have to keep the wheel turning. Because it's like a wheel, if you live long enough, you'll hear the same things coming around.
If the likes of Bob Dylan, Led Zep or The Stones were to debut in this day and age, they'd be gone in a few months. At least you could rest assured that it would be back in a couple of months.
On a lighter note, do all Canadian teenagers smoke weed?</font>