Woman Claims She Became Pregnant After Watching 3D Pr0n

BoredSysAdmin

BoredSysAdmin

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According to the husband, who returned home from a year in Iraq to find a new baby boy, "with today's technology, anything is possible." Even conceiving a black baby when mother Jennifer and her husband Erick are white, seemingly. UPDATE

When Samsung warned about the dangers of pregnant women watching 3DTV, is this what they were referring to? Husband Erick Jhonson was doing America proud in Iraq when his wife Jennifer fell pregnant while watching a 3D pr0n film with friends. As she says, "a month after watching the movie, I started feeling dizzy and the results were positive," with the baby apparently looking like the black porn star in the film.

"I see it as suspicious, the films in 3D are very real. With today's technology, anything is possible," the far too trusting husband Erick Jhonson has said. [Sensacionalista via PopJolly via Twitter]

UPDATE: After looking at that photo again, the kid looks about a year old or so, right? I'd like to know how she watched a 3D pr0n movie over a year ago, when the first sets went on sale only a few months ago. Unless she watched an anaglyph film? In which case—I think it's the woman who got cheated.

UPDATE 2: Commenter @pɹɐoqʎǝʞuǝʞoɹq has pointed out that the Brazilian newspaper used as a source here has the tagline ""a newspaper exempt from truth," so this could all well be a hoax. Well, it was fun while it lasted.
Source:
http://gizmodo.com/5533219/woman-claims-she-became-pregnant-after-watching-3d-porno
 
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James NM

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I think she should sue the deadbeat dad (the porn star) for back child support. He needs to man-up.
 
Shock

Shock

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I'm pretty sure no one is that dumb. Although the human race has surprised me on more than one occasion.
 
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jamie2112

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She should get Gloria Ironbox :eek:to be her lawyer and she can cry about how her porn star "boyfriend" cheated her and lied about the condom not having a hole in it.She could have a press conference the CNN would cover and it would be swell.......:D
 
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James NM

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I'm pretty sure no one is that dumb. Although the human race has surprised me on more than one occasion.
I don't know about that. It has become apparent to me that it is impossible to underestimate the stupidity of sheeple. How else could you explain Obama? :eek::D
 
BoredSysAdmin

BoredSysAdmin

Audioholic Slumlord
I don't know about that. It has become apparent to me that it is impossible to underestimate the stupidity of sheeple. How else could you explain G.W. Bush? :eek::D
Fixed
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Patrukas777

Patrukas777

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You know what's weird...I've been getting dizzy lately and a little nauseated in the morning, all of which occurred after watching a 3D tv. The crazy part, I'm a guy :rolleyes:
 
Shock

Shock

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I swear, if you all have this much love for your political party you should volunteer to hand out "I changed nothing" Obama flyers, or "I blow crap up" Bush flyers.
 
T2T

T2T

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I swear, if you all have this much love for your political party you should volunteer to hand out "I changed nothing" Obama flyers, or "I blow crap up" Bush flyers.
Or, proudly display the following bumper sticker on your car:

I'll Keep My Money, You Can Have the Change :D
 
highfigh

highfigh

Seriously, I have no life.
Screw the parties- let's fix the country.
 
TheSoundMan21

TheSoundMan21

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I dun gave up on parties... I may lean towards the right... but hell we are to stuck on people controling other people... dang lets fix the country and stop worrying about gays getting married or safety issues or some stupid stuff.
 
j_garcia

j_garcia

Audioholic Jedi
I guess it is a good thing she didn't go see Avatar in 3D :eek: :D "Why is this kid blue? You been hanging with smurfs?"
 
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ArthurPE

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it's a hoax
tailored for a racist overtones...

Sensancionalista
"a newspaper exempt from truth"
People, this is the Portuguese version of the Onion. I think tags should be added to reflect this. Also on the page, a clone of Micheal Jackson was being made in secret.

why do we want to believe this, then revile her? it's bizzare
 
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James NM

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I swear, if you all have this much love for your political party you should volunteer to hand out "I changed nothing" Obama flyers, or "I blow crap up" Bush flyers.
I don't love either party. They both smell like egg and seafood salad left in a garbage can for an entire New Mexico summer.

But I don't see how anyone who values the principals our country was founded on could be an Obama fanboy.
 
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MatthewB.

Audioholic General
I feel sorry for the kid, cause his parents are obviously too stupid to exist themselves.
 
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ArthurPE

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I don't love either party. They both smell like egg and seafood salad left in a garbage can for an entire New Mexico summer.

But I don't see how anyone who values the principals our country was founded on could be an Obama fanboy.
it's 'principles', and that's what bush and his cronies lacked
the Founding Fathers were doing about 6000 rpm when he was in office...

in fact, Obama was elected by those very 'principles'...
why 'fan boy', and not supporter (shouldn't everybody support the President and hope for, and help achieve, his success?)

oh wait, I know why...you're smarter than the other 55% of the Country
you're right, we're wrong...you see the light, we are deluded by his magic...

YOUR MINDSET is what is WRONG with this Country
 
JerryLove

JerryLove

Audioholic Ninja
You most certainly can get pregnant

The only caviat is that you need to be having sex while watching it.
 
3db

3db

Audioholic Slumlord
Reality check people!!! You guys went to politcs over a stupid newspaper article hoax like this??

GET A FREAKIN LIFE PEOPLE!!
 

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