I don't even know how to make this a joke. I think that you're a cool dude, but that phrase isn't cool to me.
Adam, its easy to make it a joke, there are tons of them....
What do you tell your wife when she has 2 black eyes? nothing you already told her twice...
What's the first thing a woman does when she comes home from the Battered Wives Clinic? The dishes if she knows what's good for her!
They are just jokes nothing to get offended by, We donate to the Joyfullheartfoundation regularly and I love women, and would never lay a hand on my wife, but its just a joke...
I never even knew about battered women, all these years I have been eating them plain... Loosen up, its xmass, if you can't joke about spousal abuse during the holidays whats this world coming to?????
I know first hand it doesn't take much to offend adam, lol, he's a good guy and loves all things living which is cool... I love all things living too, and would never hurt something for the fun of it or sport, now if it has edible meat or a coat that will keep me warm, thats why god made guns....
see we all have our own beliefs, but when we shove them in other peoples faces it can get ugly, lol....
PS, Me and my wife hosted a breast cancer fund raiser in our yard {1400 people showed up, we raised over $50K in a 3 days weekend}, and we had a female comedian perform, and 80 % of her jokes were about breast cancer, its just a joke...
I don't like that people on here have to worry about offending others with harmless jokes, because someone is in a pissy mood or over sensitive, now I know we should be considerate of others feelings, but most things said in fun are just that, in fun, obviously monk didnt mean to offend anyone with his joke, I found it funny.... Man up...
But anyway, not really trying to start a debate here, just felt like stating my feelings on xmass....
Merry xmass, and hopefully I didn't "offend anyone with this post.... If I did I apologize in advance....
PS, nothing against you adam, I like you and consider you a friend on here, but you have to feel bad about making other people feel bad about making a joke, thats kind of the opposite of what a joke is about.... Seriously I mean no offence with this post, just maybe next time you get offended send a pm... Most of us know your stance on hurting living things, and I think most of us don't like to see other living things hurt either, and if he was serious, and showing a picture of him slapping the sh1t out of his wife holding a budweiser than I would agree with you, but it was harmless...