Segway Company Owner Drives Scooter Off Cliff

[majorloser]

You'd expect this to be a joke, but it's not. It's like a stunt from an episode of Jacka$$.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/39377851/ns/world_news-europe/?GT1=43001

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1315518/Segway-owner-Jimi-Heselden-dies-riding-machines-cliff.html

A British businessman who bought the Segway company less than a year ago died after riding one of the scooters off a cliff and into a river near his Yorkshire estate.

 

[BoredSysAdmin]

Well, at-least it's wasn't the Segway inventor himself , just new owners

 

[Chu Gai]

I wonder if a group of pall bearers will carry his casket while on Segways?

 

[GlocksRock]

That's just like the people who listen to the GPS in their car and drive into something instead of using common sense.

 

[j_garcia]

WTH? That's just odd. I wonder what they are going to find? Was it a faulty unit and an ironc death or was it at his own hand? Interesting...

 

[BoredSysAdmin]

 

[Audioholics]

He very well may have had a heart attack.

 

[raffin]

He very well may have had a heart attack.

I think he probably did - after he drove off the cliff....

 

[majorloser]

He very well may have had a heart attack.

I figure he was standing at the edge of the cliff admiring the view and a bee started flying around his head. The guy freaked out, swatted at the bee and leaned forward. Next stop...... SPLAT

 

[j_garcia]

He very well may have had a heart attack.

Must have, because I can't see that thing going fast enough that one could not simply hop off of it. Fell asleep at the wheel

Or he was testing the flying prototype...and obviously it doesn't.

 

[Chu Gai]

Or, he may have been distracted

http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images2/shauna_sand_segway_small.jpg

 

[Warpdrv]

Hhahahaa good one Chu Gai - that one comes with both fake lips and fake +its

 

[Chu Gai]

Hhahahaa good one Chu Gai - that one comes with both fake lips and fake +its

Doesn't bother me so long as the lips aren't overdone. Heck, if there was a medical procedure to make men hung like a horse and with enough strength that you could hang a wet towel off it, we'd all be lining up.

 

[penpitt]

So I wonder if his family will sue Segway for failing to include a warning label on it that says not to drive it off a cliff.

 

[highfigh]

So I wonder if his family will sue Segway for failing to include a warning label on it that says not to drive it off a cliff.

You think they'll sue his own company?

 

[mtrycrafts]

I wonder if a group of pall bearers will carry his casket while on Segways?

Hey, that is a good idea for them to advertise at the funeral

You'd expect this to be a joke, but it's not. It's like a stunt from an episode of Jacka$$.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/39377851/ns/world_news-europe/?GT1=43001

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1315518/Segway-owner-Jimi-Heselden-dies-riding-machines-cliff.html

At least he died doing what he loved.

 

[penpitt]

You think they'll sue his own company?

That was my lame attempt at humor.

 

[MatthewB.]

"They see me Rolling, they be Hating" - Unknown.

"Top of the World Ma, Top of the World"

 

[Warpdrv]

Doesn't bother me so long as the lips aren't overdone. Heck, if there was a medical procedure to make men hung like a horse and with enough strength that you could hang a wet towel off it, we'd all be lining up.

Not me - no need, already got that !!!!