You'd expect this to be a joke, but it's not. It's like a stunt from an episode of Jacka$$. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/39377851/ns/world_news-europe/?GT1=43001 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1315518/Segway-owner-Jimi-Heselden-dies-riding-machines-cliff.html A British businessman who bought the Segway company less than a year ago died after riding one of the scooters off a cliff and into a river near his Yorkshire estate.