Road Trip to OK

[Adam]

"You should say excuse me. My waaayyyyyf ('wife' for all you carpet bagging yankees) says you pushed her."

After she got a glimpse of you (a real man), she was reminded of all those years of mentally struggling with her inadequacies and how she had settled for Mr. Roidrage. The extra weight, attempts to please guys on the first date, fat little Roidrage Jr., that time in the diner that she never mentions...it all came rushing back. Her little shame spiral could only be appeased by the tried and true consumption of large quantities of junk food.

So, you did push her, Alex. Into eating the Cheetos off of the floor.

 

[njedpx3]

Can I be your friend ?

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Okay, here's the story. I was exchanging some faulty height adjustable saw horses in Home Depot. A fatty (183 lbs) is in the middle of the isle where her toddler spilled Cheetos (the toddler's gonna be a fatty too). I make my way around her being careful to avoid stepping in the Cheetos in case fatty still wants to eat them off the floor. About three minutes later out of nowhere I hear, "You should say excuse me. My waaayyyyyf ('wife' for all you carpet bagging yankees) says you pushed her."

I look around and figure out who is talking and realize that he is in fact speaking to me and say that I am sorry while trying to figure out who his wife is but can't put it all together. I say that I did not know. He says that he didn't think that I knew and thought he would bring it to my attention. After a second or two of searching for the appropriate response I say thank you.

The thing is that this guy was as big as me (I'm not really that fat: 6'4" 265 lbs) but looked like he had been munching on steroids since birth. I'm not really sure who his wife was as there were a few women around but the term 'pushed' is crazy, 'bumped into' is possible but I'm really careful around people because I'm suppose to be. All I can figure is that his slut wife whoever she was just sent him after the biggest guy she could find so that he could practice being a man. Seeing as how 'roidaholic' had 15 or so years on me and about 50lbs of muscle, I'm pretty sure he could have eaten my lunch. So I almost got my @$$ kicked in Home Depot but an 'I'm sorry' and a 'Thank you' got me out of there with a working set of saw horses.

Sooner or later Mr. Roidrage is gonna end up in jail on account of his hose bag wife whoever she is (even if she's not the fatty).

The End

Now I'm gonna go install a garage shelf system so that I can have a staging area of sorts out there. I don't want to start a thread on it but I need to know how to get rid of house flies. Even on the outside of the house they seem to go crazy in the front at sun up and in the back of the house they go nuts at sun set. I heard something about cedar mulch.

Later.

Alex,

You are one big dude Can I be your friend ? .. One of my old buddies said you were a really cool guy into buying an electronics kit.

Have a great OK trip.

Later,

cypher man

 

[lsiberian]

Okay, here's the story. I was exchanging some faulty height adjustable saw horses in Home Depot. A fatty (183 lbs) is in the middle of the isle where her toddler spilled Cheetos (the toddler's gonna be a fatty too). I make my way around her being careful to avoid stepping in the Cheetos in case fatty still wants to eat them off the floor. About three minutes later out of nowhere I hear, "You should say excuse me. My waaayyyyyf ('wife' for all you carpet bagging yankees) says you pushed her."

I look around and figure out who is talking and realize that he is in fact speaking to me and say that I am sorry while trying to figure out who his wife is but can't put it all together. I say that I did not know. He says that he didn't think that I knew and thought he would bring it to my attention. After a second or two of searching for the appropriate response I say thank you.

The thing is that this guy was as big as me (I'm not really that fat: 6'4" 265 lbs) but looked like he had been munching on steroids since birth. I'm not really sure who his wife was as there were a few women around but the term 'pushed' is crazy, 'bumped into' is possible but I'm really careful around people because I'm suppose to be. All I can figure is that his slut wife whoever she was just sent him after the biggest guy she could find so that he could practice being a man. Seeing as how 'roidaholic' had 15 or so years on me and about 50lbs of muscle, I'm pretty sure he could have eaten my lunch. So I almost got my @$$ kicked in Home Depot but an 'I'm sorry' and a 'Thank you' got me out of there with a working set of saw horses.

Sooner or later Mr. Roidrage is gonna end up in jail on account of his hose bag wife whoever she is (even if she's not the fatty).

The End

Now I'm gonna go install a garage shelf system so that I can have a staging area of sorts out there. I don't want to start a thread on it but I need to know how to get rid of house flies. Even on the outside of the house they seem to go crazy in the front at sun up and in the back of the house they go nuts at sun set. I heard something about cedar mulch.

Later.

This is why they created weapons. Or you just speak in another language like you don't understand him.

 

[Adam]

This is why they created weapons.

Or, in my case, adrenaline and running shoes.

 

[lsiberian]

Or, in my case, adrenaline and running shoes.

Yeah run out screaming he threatened to hurt me. I bet that would be fun.

 

[Adam]

Yeah run out screaming he threatened to hurt me. I bet that would be fun.

I don't waste energy or oxygen on screaming until I get caught. Until then, I just haul a**.

 

[Alex2507]

One of my old buddies said you were into buying an electronics kit.

I never did get that kit. Money doesn't grow on trees as they say but I still have an interest in that stuff. That doesn't mean that I know anymore about it though.

My sister's dog just came to visit with me but I didn't pet her. I figure why bother if I'm not gonna get Adam's subwoofer.

 

[Adam]

My sister's dog just came to visit with me but I didn't pet her. I figure why bother if I'm not gonna get Adam's subwoofer.

Sometimes being kind to others is its own reward. It's gonna have to be in this case.

Besides, you want a better sub than what I have.

 

[Alex2507]

Sometimes being kind to others is its own reward. It's gonna have to be in this case.

Besides, you want a better sub than what I have.

Actually I just want a better sub than what I have but of course I'm kidding around.

I been at it hard the last couple of days and I'm beat. It's a lot like work. There really is something to be said for being a condo dweller. I'm gonna have to climb onto her two story house to clean the gutters. That's nuts.

 

[Adam]

Actually I just want a better sub than what I have but of course I'm kidding around.

I figured that you were kidding.

I been at it hard the last couple of days and I'm beat.

Your posts reflect it, IMO. You just sound tired.

 

[Adam]

I'd be tempted to offer to give you the sub if you drove out here, but that's a 30-hour roundtrip. That's more driving than it's worth, IMO. Well, that and the box is huge.

 

[lsiberian]

I'd be tempted to offer to give you the sub if you drove out here, but that's a 30-hour roundtrip. That's more driving than it's worth, IMO. Well, that and the box is huge.

Sad thing is even if someone came up to my house to give me one of those SVS sub's I'd have to refuse or I'd never build my own.

Sometimes I miss buying the speakers I want, but then I look at the cuts on my hand and remind myself you don't slice up your fingers for no reason.

 

[Adam]

Sad thing is even if someone came up to my house to give me one of those SVS sub's I'd have to refuse or I'd never build my own.

Oh, I wouldn't be giving him the SVS. I'm not THAT nice.

Sometimes I miss buying the speakers I want, but then I look at the cuts on my hand and remind myself you don't slice up your fingers for no reason.

The reason could be making it harder for the feds to track you, though. Maybe you could rob a bank and buy the speakers that you want. Purchased speakers with cut up fingers...the best of both worlds.

 

[Alex2507]

... but then I look at the cuts on my hand and remind myself you don't slice up your fingers for no reason.

You're suppose to cut the wood. Are the cuts on your hands nice and straight at least or are they all over the place? ... I know, I'm an internet meanie.

 

[Alex2507]

Oh, I wouldn't be giving him the SVS. I'm not THAT nice.

... and I have my pride to consider but if you wanted to give me a $1500 subwoofer, I'd swallow ... my pride, you sick pig. :-O

 

[strube]

You're suppose to cut the wood. Are the cuts on your hands nice and straight at least or are they all over the place? ... I know, I'm an internet meanie.

I myself have always wondered at these people with missing fingers or damaged ones, at least. I have been woodworking since I was four and have never been injured (okay, maybe a sliver here and there). If you are aware of your surroundings and respect your equipment, you shouldn't get hurt. Hopefully you didn't get blood on the carpet, lsiberian.

I am an internet meanie too.

 

[strube]

... and I have my pride to consider but if you wanted to give me a $1500 subwoofer, I'd swallow ... my pride, you sick pig. :-O

I know you are just asking for it with that ellipsis...

...

 

[Adam]

... and I have my pride to consider but if you wanted to give me a $1500 subwoofer, I'd swallow ... my pride, you sick pig. :-O

You'd be swallowing more than that...a cold beverage among friends, you sick bastard.

BTW, get your effing smileys working.

 

[Alex2507]

BTW, get your effing smileys working.

I contracted Swine lethargy from RJ and I really don't know how.

 

[strube]

I contracted Swine lethargy from RJ and I really don't know how.

Swine lethargy from RJ...I'm not sure what RJ is but I pretty sure you'll be sick for quite awhile...

Sorry Doug, I couldn't resist.