Do you sit in close proximity to other people at work?
If so, do you ever feel a fart coming on, and you clench up your buttcheeks hoping it will at least silence the sound of your gas passing?
If you do, and it doesn't work so well, do you ever listen it it squeezing its way out of your crack and think to yourself "damnit, I hope no one heard that..."
Then, do you have to get up to go somewhere, but hope that the cushion doesn't smell like there's a dead skunk under your desk?
Just curious.
