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[mperfct]

If you make a horse hair lasso and lay it in a circle, scorpions won't cross it.
No, wait ... that's rattle snakes. Got snakes?

I would probably sleep on the floor too if I wasn't 120 lbs heavier than you.

We have some snakes, mainly copperheads, and a few rattlesnakes. Copperheads are pissy little things.

You weigh 335?

 

[mperfct]

I have no idea what I want for lunch. I have on new shoes too, so don't want to walk too far because they are only 20% broken in. I kinda feel like being a bad boy and eating a personal pan pizza from The Hut, but I already ate a greasy omelet this morning.

 

[Alex2507]

You weigh 335?

Thankfully no. 260 or so. I think Adam is 140.
He's gonna out live us all.

 

[mperfct]

140??? Where's the rest of him?

 

[STRONGBADF1]

Adam is so thin, when he turns sideways you can't see him...

 

[strube]

Like Christian Bale in the Machinist?

 

[Alex2507]

Like Christian Bale in the Machinist?

Nah, he's a normal looking thin dude standing around 5'9".

Chris sounds like he might be a little bit of a porker but not as bad as me.
Another decade or so should even us out though.

Where's that pic of you, Strube?
Yeah, ... that's what I thought.

 

[mperfct]

Nah, he's a normal looking thin dude standing around 5'9".

Chris sounds like he might be a little bit of a porker but not as bad as me.
Another decade or so should even us out though.

Where's that pic of you, Strube?
Yeah, ... that's what I thought.

Thanks a lot. Maybe I'm 6' 5".

Ok, so maybe I have some extra energy reserve. But the trend has been going down lately. I'd like to hit 210# by the end of the month.

 

[strube]

Thanks a lot. Maybe I'm 6' 5".

Ok, so maybe I have some extra energy reserve. But the trend has been going down lately. I'd like to hit 210# by the end of the month.

I always figured you looked like a male version of Kate Beckinsale, but I don't really know I guess.

Regardless, the new bike will surely have a positive effect on everything.

 

[strube]

You can tell I am having some serious motivational issues with research. My average post count has gone up by three hundredths in the last two days. That is pretty bad.

 

[Rickster71]

I'm kinda nervous to sleep on the floor tonight. That third scorpion surprised me.

I would probably sleep on the floor too if I wasn't 120 lbs heavier than you.

So what happened, did you two kids have a tiff of some sort?
Couldn't one of you sleep on the couch?

 

[strube]

Where's that pic of you, Strube?
Yeah, ... that's what I thought.

Again, this is as far as I can go with the self-imagery for the time being - the paranoia is far too overwhelming. I sleep with a delicious assortment of weaponry under my pillow at night, too.

I don't plan on seeking help for it either. You know what you get if you put a hyphen or space three letters in to "therapist," right? Coincidence? I think not.

 

[mperfct]

I always figured you looked like a male version of Kate Beckinsale, but I don't really know I guess.

Regardless, the new bike will surely have a positive effect on everything.

If I looked like Kate Beckinsale, I'd have no choice but to stay home and make out with myself everyday, all day. Fortunately that isn't the case. Unfortunately, I look more like Lance Bass than any other celeb.

 

[Alex2507]

I don't plan on seeking help for it either ...

Judging by that video and the chair story I would say that you're fiiiiiiine.

somebody call the guys with the big net !!!

 

[Alex2507]

So what happened, did you two kids have a tiff of some sort?

He said my a$$ looked fat in my new gown ... that bastard!

 

[mperfct]

I'm shopping for new mountain bike/cyclocross shoes.

 

[lsiberian]

I'm shopping for new mountain bike/cyclocross shoes.

I always wished I could ride a bike, but I don't have the balance. I don't fall over like I used to thanks to Tajichuan, but I still can manage a bike.

 

[adwilk]

I look more like Lance Bass than any other celeb.

 

[mperfct]

Couldn't see that one coming FROM A MILE A WAY.

 

[mperfct]

When you wrote 'I Love Tha Pu$$y', was you thinking about danglin your dice on Lance's forehead?