5 seconds after I clicked post to the post above, the MFer jackhammers started busting up the MFing brand GD new streets that the city just paved downtown. You know, with all the money that we got. That also paid for the brand new city street lights and stop lights.
I'm moving to New Zealand. And that's 99 and 3/4th's percent, guaranteed (a little something for the Dr Suess fans).