Caught me sipping coffee with that one. I didn't spray but it almost had to go back in the cup. I'm scared to use the word swallow anymore.
I am a Canadian citizen.
I find that pic a little repugnant. The bacon ain't cooked so you can't eat it and the bazoongas have raw bacon all over 'em so they're of little use unless you were planning to fry the girl like a scallop which might be kind of tasty.
Sorry to hear about the damaged gear, Craig. The thing is probably gonna outlast all your other gear due to this 'fine tuning' so plug and play like there's no looking back. Good luck.