It looks like...breakfasts of 1/2 a dozen eggs with a pound of bacon are now things of the past.
What the? Holy cow, dude. I don't think that I could eat that much in a day, let alone at one sitting. That's impressive.
Alex, I hope that the results are better next time. It's tough to quit eating things that you're used to, but there are plenty of other good things to eat. Might I recommend veggie corn dogs?
On a more serious note, my dad (who has a serious sweet tooth) gave up sweets starting last November - so including the holiday season - to try to lower his "bad" cholesterol. Sugars are what give him problems in that area, apparently. It worked like a charm for him when he got retested. If my dad can give up holiday cookies, and you can give up smoking, then I bet that you can switch your eating habits until your next series of tests. Best of luck, man.