It's Rhode Island ... I know a guy.
Breakfast was great. The waitress says to me, "I'm glad it's you, nice and simple". Was she talking about my order being uncomplicated or was she saying I am dim? Two birds, one stone?
The place was an utter madhouse with a 4 year old running away from his mother while yelling some sort of commands. Small place too with a bad parking arrangement. Kind of like the whole state.