Really Boring Stuff Only III: Resurrection

[fuzz092888]

Yeah, you're right. It's wrong ... but you're still good at math. I've got to think about this some more. Big people think slow.

If I was really good at math, I wouldn't be teaching it. I would have done something smarter and gone into engineering or gotten my PhD and become a professor.

 

[sawzalot]

Good Monday Morning AH , 24 degrees out there and some sun today , gonna be a chill out there this week but the warmth is right around the corner . A few nights back some little degenerate stole my Fugi Sanibel beach cruiser out of my back yard , totally fenced in as well , fargging dirtbags , well short of it I figured yesterday was sunny and warm enough for a nice bike ride so I go stealth and my thought was on target , the moron was out riding my bike. I pulled over and tossed his a$$ off and dialed 911 for back up , bike is home and back in the shed with locks in place. Thief says to me " you are nuts mister " it is unbelievable that we still have these scumbag teens , older teens, that will steel petty shite from your backyard.

 

[GO-NAD!]

Good Monday Morning AH , 24 degrees out there and some sun today , gonna be a chill out there this week but the warmth is right around the corner . A few nights back some little degenerate stole my Fugi Sanibel beach cruiser out of my back yard , totally fenced in as well , fargging dirtbags , well short of it I figured yesterday was sunny and warm enough for a nice bike ride so I go stealth and my thought was on target , the moron was out riding my bike. I pulled over and tossed his a$$ off and dialed 911 for back up , bike is home and back in the shed with locks in place. Thief says to me " you are nuts mister " it is unbelievable that we still have these scumbag teens , older teens, that will steel petty shite from your backyard.

At least he was respectful enough to call you "mister".

 

[ParadigmDawg]

Good Monday Morning AH , 24 degrees out there and some sun today , gonna be a chill out there this week but the warmth is right around the corner . A few nights back some little degenerate stole my Fugi Sanibel beach cruiser out of my back yard , totally fenced in as well , fargging dirtbags , well short of it I figured yesterday was sunny and warm enough for a nice bike ride so I go stealth and my thought was on target , the moron was out riding my bike. I pulled over and tossed his a$$ off and dialed 911 for back up , bike is home and back in the shed with locks in place. Thief says to me " you are nuts mister " it is unbelievable that we still have these scumbag teens , older teens, that will steel petty shite from your backyard.

Around here if we catch you on a stolen bike, we beat you almost to death...

 

[Alex2507]

If I was really good at math ...

You would know how many Pizzas I should consume during Cheryl's week long absence.

 

[Adam]

You would know how many Pizzas I should consume during Cheryl's week long absence.

You probably _should_ eat zero, but you probably _will_ eat five. Just guessing.

 

[Alex2507]

chicken, humus, tomato, scallions, cucumber, olive oil, cheddar cheese puffs, Erdinger and M&Ms ... plus a couple a bites of pine apple. Hard munchies. Oh yeah ... and a pear.

 

[psbfan9]

His parents must have sh!t. Wad the kid say?

He said, "Love mama". And now he's been saying "Show".

 

[psbfan9]

I got my first bad spelling award! One of many to come I'm sure.

 

[GO-NAD!]

I got my first bad spelling award! One of many to come I'm sure.

It's nice to be recognized.....sometimes.

 

[Rickster71]

chicken, humus, tomato, scallions, cucumber, olive oil, cheddar cheese puffs, Erdinger and M&Ms ... plus a couple a bites of pine apple. Hard munchies. Oh yeah ... and a pear.

Okay, enough about the appetizers.
What did you have for dinner?

 

[lsiberian]

chicken, humus, tomato, scallions, cucumber, olive oil, cheddar cheese puffs, Erdinger and M&Ms ... plus a couple a bites of pine apple. Hard munchies. Oh yeah ... and a pear.

When the wife leaves town I get a huge bucket of fried chicken from the hood and eat it for a couple days. I also fry bacon because my wife has a disorder that makes her dislike the smell of cooking bacon. If she'd ever let me go into a doctor's appointment with her I'd bring it up, but for some reason she doesn't want me joking with her doctor.

 

[ParadigmDawg]

When the wife leaves town

She is really just down the street.....

 

[lsiberian]

She is really just down the street.....

I had no idea we were just swapping.

 

[ParadigmDawg]

I had no idea we were just swapping.

I will give you $7,000/mo if you just keep both.....

 

[majorloser]

Anything new here?
Nope, same stuff different day.

 

[Alex2507]

Anything new here?
Nope, same stuff different day.

No thread derailments here.

In other news ... freakin' muscle cramps woke me up. Is this old age?

 

[fuzz092888]

Got my new watch, Garmin Fenix 3, and it is pretty darn cool. Still have yet to sync the heart rate monitor and foot pod, but the foot pod isn't really useful until I get down to the track at the school and can do a rough approximation of my stride length.

 

[fuzz092888]

Free movie weekend on Xbox. Watched DBZ: Battle of Gods. Pretty good, all the classic puns and jokes along with the 3 minute powerups. Good times were had.

 

[sawzalot]

Lake Powell and Lake Mead water levels at the lowest levels since they were created back in the early sixties. The severe drought being experienced by the western states is wreaking havoc that could leave an everlasting effect on a way of life for millions.