I wish that I was rich. That way, I could just get rid of a bunch of stuff cluttering up my place without that nagging feeling of, "well, maybe someday I'll want to use this." If I was rich, I'd just buy another one if I needed it. Well, or just buy a huge house where I could store all of my clutter. Plus, if I were to shoplift or tip someone less than 10%, I might just make it on Twitter.