Really Boring Stuff Only III: Resurrection

[j_garcia]

Hey I'm not a real teacher I'm just a substitute. Plus, some lovely child informed me of that just the other day, although I think she meant it as an insult.

Then my answer would have been "I'm really just the babysitter."

 

[fuzz092888]

Then my answer would have been "I'm really just the babysitter."

I am the babysitter lol. No part of this job resembles being a teacher even remotely. I even get a variation of "You're not my Mom/Dad!" with the old "Well you can't tell me what to do. You're not my real teacher." I had one 7th grader say to another 7th grader today "F*** you, you mother******. If you come near my friend again I'll ****'in beat your a**." They can't find X in X+6=12, but they have mastered the versatility of the word F*CK.

 

[monkish54]

They can't find X in X+6=12, but they have mastered the versatility of the word F*CK.

What the shiit are you talking about?

 

[fuzz092888]

What the shiit are you talking about?

That sounds oddly familiar........

 

[Bryceo]

So maybe as the babysitter you need to lay down he rules! And make them all have a nap! Normaly works for baby's and naughty kids!

 

[brianedm]

I am the babysitter lol. No part of this job resembles being a teacher even remotely. I even get a variation of "You're not my Mom/Dad!" with the old "Well you can't tell me what to do. You're not my real teacher." I had one 7th grader say to another 7th grader today "F*** you, you mother******. If you come near my friend again I'll ****'in beat your a**." They can't find X in X+6=12, but they have mastered the versatility of the word F*CK.

Next time just start rapping straight outta Compton. That'll earn their respect. Plus they'll probably think you came up with it.

 

[STRONGBADF1]

Got a wisdom tooth pulled so I get to be high on Vicodin.
May as well crack a fake beer and pretend.

Dude! Quit bogartin' and pass the Vicodin!!!

 

[fuzz092888]

So maybe as the babysitter you need to lay down he rules! And make them all have a nap! Normaly works for baby's and naughty kids!

Some of them do take naps

Next time just start rapping straight outta Compton. That'll earn their respect. Plus they'll probably think you came up with it.

I only wish I could. However, they're as "litigious" as their parents probably are. Ever other thing I do is accompanied by a "I'm going to report you." I love kids. So much I want to smother them in their sleep with my love

 

[haraldo]

.... No one ever accused him of being extremely smart.

That's the difference between your friend and Alex......

 

[Adam]

What the shiit are you talking about?

I believe you meant to ask...What the f*** are you talking about?

 

[Adam]

Got a wisdom tooth pulled...

I tried to think up a good crack about you becoming more ignorant now, but I've got nothing. I'm such a failure.

I got mine carved out of my jaw when I was a teenager. There was no pulling, at least when I was conscious.

 

[Bryceo]

Some of them do take naps

do they wake up hungrey? Connor does that gets cranky gets put to bed for a nap wakes up hungrey

 

[haraldo]

I'm probably awake?

 

[Alex2507]

I got mine carved out of my jaw when I was a teenager. There was no pulling, at least when I was conscious.

This guy in fact is an oral surgeon. I was going to make jokes about how he should put signs out that say 'Who's a pussy now?' and 'Go ahead, let it all out you f^%&ing crybaby!' but I my sense of dread had quashed my desire to amuse. He did seem really happy to inform me that the tooth came out 'clean' and would result in zero swelling.

I doubled up on my Vicodin dose to squarely land me in the 'recreational' arena. It was alright but not as much fun as beer and 'Buca. I did sleep pretty good though. I guess I'll dose up on Ibuprofen and go to work. Staying home and eating vikes doesn't pay for amps ... not that I'm in the market.

 

[haraldo]

Are you not going to bed soon Alex, I already been up a few hours

 

[Steve81]

They can't find X in X+6=12, but they have mastered the versatility of the word F*CK.

One shouldn't underestimate the importance of this life skill. You don't need to solve for X in X+6=12 when you're flipping burgers at McDonalds or getting urinated on by your little bundle of joy, but a mastery of the f-bomb will at least help you to relieve a little stress in those situations.

 

[Adam]

This guy in fact is an oral surgeon.

His Twister invitation is in the mail.

 

[Adam]

You don't need to solve for X in X+6=12 when you're flipping burgers at McDonalds or getting urinated on by your little bundle of joy, but a mastery of the f-bomb will at least help you to relieve a little stress in those situations.

I can't relate. I don't have any kids, and I find algebra to be a great stress reliever. Huh. I wonder if there's a connection...

Oh, and now I want a burger. X = you're a d**k.

 

[Steve81]

Huh. I wonder if there's a connection...

Surely not! Everybody knows that mathematicians get the girl.

Oh, and now I want a burger. X = you're a d**k.

Mmm hamburgers. I'll be grilling them tonight for dinner

 

[Adam]

I'm having pizza, so my jealousy is somewhat diminished. Somewhat.