I have a 24" monitor on its way. I know that it's supposed to get here Friday, but I keep checking the UPS tracking anyway just in case. I think that the word you're searching for is, "Loooserrrr."
I had another package that was scheduled to get here last Thursday-ish, but it showed up early on Monday. So, a man can dream.
Btw, a big hats off to UPS this season. They suspended their delivery guarantees until after Christmas because they had so much volume, but that package that arrived early on Monday was delivered by two UPS guys in a Penske rental truck. Maybe they just had a truck break down on my route, but I'm assuming that they rented trucks to help deal with all the extra deliveries that were needed.