Really Boring Stuff Only II: Return of the Boredom

[Adam]

Well, I was all excited to get me some pastured beef and eggs, but the ranch won't respond to my e-mails...and I'm not going to place an order unless they do. Darn.

 

[deedubb]

Well, I was all excited to get me some pastured beef and eggs, but the ranch won't respond to my e-mails...and I'm not going to place an order unless they do. Darn.

I hate companies that have a website and have a "contact me" button but don't reply when you email them.

 

[Alex2507]

Well, I was all excited to get me some pastured beef and eggs, but the ranch won't respond to my e-mails...and I'm not going to place an order unless they do. Darn.

You're going to have trouble ordering beef and poultry from George Orwell's Animal Farm.

 

[MidnightSensi2]

At work.

Oh yeah.

 

[gmichael]

I thought, and was kind of hoping, it was going to be a Romney joke.

Does he pee on the carpet much?

 

[gmichael]

Story from the Internet:

So, yesterday after noon I was walking with my wife. All of sudden, I'm screaming, where's the cell phone!! I need to take a shot of that!!
She didn't talk to me for the rest of the day. But let's be honest, how many times you will stumble into a dog driving around the city?

Is that a water mark on that girl's a$$?

 

[gmichael]

In Brazil they start early

Are they making a double bacon cheeseburger?

 

[lsiberian]

Is that a water mark on that girl's a$$?

Means it's authentic.

 

[gmichael]

Means it's authentic.

Wouldn't want a 3rd party one.

 

[Rickster71]

Is that a water mark on that girl's a$$?

Means it's authentic.

Lets just say, they have their way of determining authenticity, and I have mine.

 

[Adam]

Is that a water mark on that girl's a$$?

I thought those were instructions. "Shake well before opening."

 

[Alex2507]

I thought those were instructions. "Shake well before opening."

If only that came with instructions and some meaningful spec's life would be sooooo much simpler. You could go to page 57 that clearly states 'this model will cook you dinner, **** your socks off and then clean the house.'

 

[gmichael]

If only that came with instructions and some meaningful spec's life would be sooooo much simpler. You could go to page 57 that clearly states 'this model will cook you dinner, **** your socks off and then clean the house.'

Don't forget to turn her over and read the fine print. Page 58 clearly states that she will spend all your money, sleep with all your friends, and then leave you for your brother (or your best friend if you don't have a brother)

 

[adk highlander]

[rant]I cannot believe it is flipping raining again. What the hey. It freakin snowed in Texas and it is raining here.

We were supposed to get all snow and the temp will drop down to 10 tomorrow so I'll be skiing on a sheet of ice. Uggh.[/rant]

 

[Alex2507]

... the temp will drop down to 10 tomorrow so I'll be skiing on a sheet of ice. Uggh.[/rant]

... just stay home and eat marshmallows like a normal person.

 

[psbfan9]

Shoveled some snow. Unloaded the dishwasher. Stared at the AH forum page.

 

[lsiberian]

Wouldn't want a 3rd party one.

Sometimes a knock off does the job just as well though. It may not last, but a man has needs.

Lets just say, they have their way of determining authenticity, and I have mine.

Be careful. Sometimes the fullproof method isn't fool proof.

I thought those were instructions. "Shake well before opening."

There are no instructions. And you won't be opening if you shake it well.

If only that came with instructions and some meaningful spec's life would be sooooo much simpler. You could go to page 57 that clearly states 'this model will cook you dinner, **** your socks off and then clean the house.'

Would be nice, but on page 14 it says she will yell at you for a week while out of service every month.

 

[gmichael]

Sometimes a knock off does the job just as well though. It may not last, but a man has needs.

But sometimes the surface area can be larger or even much rougher, coarse, or have jagged edges.

Be careful. Sometimes the fullproof method isn't fool proof.

Some fool will always find a way to fukc up the most foolproof plan. That's why chain saws come with warning lables telling you not to stop the moving chain with hands or genitals.

There are no instructions. And you won't be opening if you shake it well.

The instructions read, "good luck! Every model works differently. Enter at own risk."
(some will open if you shake them just right)

Would be nice, but on page 14 it says she will yell at you for a week while out of service every month.

That's a factory defect. The mold is broken. There are currently no plans to repair the broken mold. See page 215 for notes on beer consumption.

 

[Adam]

Woohoo! The beef place e-mailed me back. Placing order soon...

 

[lsiberian]

Woohoo! The beef place e-mailed me back. Placing order soon...

That's exciting. Wouldn't want you to have a beef against them.