Hey guys!
I just got back from a few weeks in Middle Earth. I ate some gourmet dwarves at a few dinners with this Balrog friend of mine. It was kind of hot there, but it was very peaceful. I think they would have tasted much better if they were made out of Tofu though.
Anyhow, I climbed Mount Doom and that was beautiful, especially the entombed bodies of all the silly orcs and goblins that got just a little too close to the lava flow. Then I visited some very good friends at Minas Morgul, and along the way laid waste to a few villages of people, some elves, and some little midget guys with really big feet. I prayed for a very long time that that I could own their souls for eternity.
Well, now that my trip is over, I thought I would come back and spam the sh!t out of a few audio forums for as long as possible. I think I will post some kind and helpful musings in every thread made since the inception of the forum - I am certain everyone will enjoy it very much, because I love everyone. That way everyone can hear about my trip too!
