Really Boring Stuff Only II: Return of the Boredom

[pzaur]

He's a tourist. Pronouncing the 2nd 'T' in Toronto is a dead giveaway but I wouldn't get too close to him ... he might hit you with his purse.

I think you're more likely to get a slap across the face...

-pat

 

[j_garcia]

He's like a little kid. "Why? Why? Why? But why? Why?...." ad naseum, but it still made me laugh.

 

[STRONGBADF1]

He's like a little kid. "Why? Why? Why? But why? Why?...." ad naseum, but it still made me laugh.

you should be more careful posting things like that. you'll give Alex ideas and he will be all over your posts saying Why why why why but why all the time.

 

[ParadigmDawg]

I'm bored......

 

[STRONGBADF1]

I'm bored......

You had me for a second...

 

[vizionut]

making fun of a not funny oil spill

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this video still makes me laugh.

 

[majorloser]

I'm bored......

Once again proving you're a married man.

 

[STRONGBADF1]

I gotta quit doing this to myself.

Like I said...too easy!

 

[gmichael]

I gotta quit doing this to myself.

Like I said...too easy!

It was a perfect serve. Slam it man, SLAM IT!

 

[haraldo]

Hello guys

Back from 4 weeks without Internet

Gone through the ultimate relationship test, 21 days in a pure old (Soviet Union Style) reconvalence center, where they do things like mudbath, powermassage with waterstreams from a machine that is just a powerful high-pressure washer and much more unconventional things... and a customer service level from hell

In Southwest Ukraine by the Azov sea is, from what I have heard, the only place where they have this special "mud" that contains a huge number of minerals that your body need to improve health.... It cannot be transported because of some reason it loses it's power after just a day in air, some chemical reaction with oxygen

We did all of this for the sake of our health, and it really works... we're better, stronger, healthier, body feels light and quick as a bird

As a bonus there's also the benefit of annoying spiders and centipedes in the room, never have I been running around like this at night with only pants and armed with the toughest shoes I have and my girlfriend screaming coz of a horrible centipede running aroung the curtains, in ceiling over our heads and under bed

This must be the toughest test for any man, woman or couple... If you can stay here 21 days with your second half and still be in love after this then you have an unbreakable relationship

Well we passed with an A+

 

[j_garcia]

In Southwest Ukraine by the Azov sea is, from what I have heard, the only place where they have this special "mud" that contains a huge number of minerals that your body need to improve health.... It cannot be transported because of some reason it loses it's power after just a day in air, some chemical reaction with oxygen

That sounds like marketing material. I think that mud was full of BS They have the same mud in Calistoga Ca. and it DOES do good things.

 

[haraldo]

That sounds like marketing material. I think that mud was full of BS They have the same mud in Calistoga Ca. and it DOES do good things.

ha ha, it's probably good marketing material and BS that this is only place where you can find it..... but it really works

or perhaps it's the placebo effect of making the body believe it works.......

 

[Alex2507]

ha ha, it's probably good marketing material and BS that this is only place where you can find it..... but it really works

or perhaps it's the placebo effect of making the body believe it works.......

Did you get a facial?





... what ?!?

 

[gmichael]

Did you have to bring up glazed donuts?

 

[j_garcia]

FAIL-TASTIC

 

[Alex2507]

I know ... I'm sick.

 

[gmichael]

Well, she was pretty hot. Hope she's ok.

 

[haraldo]

Did you get a facial?





... what ?!?

No but I got mudbath that made me look look like an Australian aboriginal (same color)

Dusch Charkoo, which is being flushed with a high pressure washer, lots of bruises over all of body and four times they even hit my equipment

Underwater massage, being treated with water under even higher pressure, hurts like hell

Facial's they don't do there

And I haven't even mentioned food there yet

 

[haraldo]

I stand to correct myself

You get a facial there too

The facial is your face when you see the food they serve

Second facial is even more brutal and your face will never ever had this shape, it is when you taste what they serve

 

[Alex2507]

Second facial ... is when you taste what they serve

Okay ... I'm a bad man but even I can't let this go too much further.

facial ... urban dictionary ... click at your own risk