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[Mikado463]

Brandon buying some more votes !

https://www.npr.org/2024/02/21/1232818472/student-loan-balances-wiped-for-the-first-batch-of-borrowers-in-bidens-save-plan

 

[Dude#1279435]

How everything became 'psyop' for conservative media...

I doubt psyop has any long-term legs, but hehehe.

 

[Dude#1279435]

Senior Citizens Tour 2024-
MORE worrying blunders: 'Go vote November 27th'...
He gets Melania's name wrong...
SAYS HE WANTS BIDEN AS PRESIDENT!
'Dangerously demented'...
NEWSOM: Biden age an ASSET...
Launches red-state abortion ads...

 

[Dude#1279435]

I dunno about that Newsom guy. Run abortion ads, give 700k illegal immigrants free medical, and say Biden's age is beneficial. Has his hair slicked back, equating to a slick car salesman. No thank you. Klobuchar would have been more appealing.

 

[Dude#1279435]

The Onion LOL....

Royal Family Criticized For Not Altering Photo Of King Charles Much More

Marianne Williamson Successfully Primaries Biden In All 63 Counties Of Astral Plane

Chicago Temporarily Stops Dyeing River Brown For St. Patrick’s Day

Waitstaff Watches Helplessly As Limo Full Of Screaming 12-Year-Old Girls Pulls Up To Restaurant

Paul Ryan Has Another Nice Day Of Staring At Wall For 8 Hours, Going Back To Bed

I See You, Report Sources Looking Through Empty Paper Towel Roll

Nation’s Mothers Describe How Nice It Would Be If You Lived Closer

Study Finds Sexual Satisfaction Highest Among Nerds Covered In Lipstick Marks With Glasses Askew

 

[mtrycrafts]

The Onion LOL....

Royal Family Criticized For Not Altering Photo Of King Charles Much More

Marianne Williamson Successfully Primaries Biden In All 63 Counties Of Astral Plane

Chicago Temporarily Stops Dyeing River Brown For St. Patrick’s Day

Waitstaff Watches Helplessly As Limo Full Of Screaming 12-Year-Old Girls Pulls Up To Restaurant

Paul Ryan Has Another Nice Day Of Staring At Wall For 8 Hours, Going Back To Bed

I See You, Report Sources Looking Through Empty Paper Towel Roll

Nation’s Mothers Describe How Nice It Would Be If You Lived Closer

Study Finds Sexual Satisfaction Highest Among Nerds Covered In Lipstick Marks With Glasses Askew

And the Garlic .....

 

[Dude#1279435]

REPUBLICAN PRIMARY TOTAL 2024
TRUMP 10,458,461
HALEY 3,288,781

POLL: BIDEN APPROVAL 47%, DISAPPROVAL 51%...
RACE DEAD HEAT...

Trump Still Stewing Over Oscars Joke...
DARCY: MUSK BECOMES RIGHT-WING SHITPOSTER...
TUCKER'S 'SPIRITUAL' WAR...

NO Dark Matter? Shock Study Upends Consensus About Universe's Composition...
Dreaming of sleep? Try 'sleep vacation'...
Brazilian heatwave leaves Rio sweltering in 143℉?
World's 99 worst polluted cities ALL in Asia...
These people were stunned to see own obituaries posted online...
Inside S Africa's 'whites only' town...
'Yoga burglar' seen stretching before break-in...

 

[Dude#1279435]

WENDY'S delivering food by drone!
Oh look! It's raining Wendy's foods!

Lawmakers see rise in threatening messages as users swarm Congress...
Republican leaders unveil massive 1,012-page spending bill at 2:32 AM...
How ESPN executives plan to survive demise of cable TV...
World's population to fall for first time since Black Death...
Fertility rates keep plummeting...
Leprosy Spreading in Florida...

 

[mtrycrafts]

WENDY'S delivering food by drone!
Oh look! It's raining Wendy's foods!

...
Leprosy Spreading in Florida...

Couldn't be a better place for it.

Wonder what the chief medical person would offer up, UV treatment or bleach?

 

[Dude#1279435]

France raises terror alert warning to highest level...
Poland activates air force as western Ukraine, Kyiv come under 'massive' Russian attack...
137 DEAD AT CONCERT HALL...
Kyiv intel says Kremlin behind attack...

BIDEN BANS EMBASSIES FROM FLYING PRIDE FLAG...
MO secretary of state says does not have authority to block 'KKK candidate'...

How Jewish liberalism turned into hatred of Israel...

Nervous travelers changing flights to avoid BOEING planes...

 

[Dude#1279435]

'Cult' activated as he compares himself to Christ...
Giuliani tells Mar-a-Lago pals he's trapped in 'nightmare world'...
WASH POST: Records confirm Trump's mother-in-law came to America through process he derided...

Supreme Court's anti-abortion conservatives could restrict pills...
Feds say 20 have been charged for threatening election workers...
Puerto Rico Declares Health Emergency Over Dengue...
GALLUP: Church Attendance Continues Decline...
Inside media's 12 splintering realities...

 

[Dude#1279435]

Rescue effort faced tough conditions and ticking clock...
4 big unknowns...
Titanic Law Helps Ship Owner Limit Liability...

Renting now cheaper than owning in all 50 biggest metros...
8 states planning to BAN sale of gas-powered cars...
Supremes set to keep abortion PILLS...


MANHATTAN JUDGE GAGS THE DON...
Trump Goes on Bizarre Rant About 'CROOKED JOE BUDEN' Who 'DISINFORMATES' AND 'MISINFORMATES'...
Now Hawking $60 Bibles...
FLASHBACK: Unable to name one verse from 'favorite book'...

Inside the New Wave of Old-School Education...
SHOCK: Man arrested for allegedly taking leg after CA train incident...
NYC begins handing out prepaid debit cards to migrants...

Qatari royal invested $50M in NEWSMAX...
Staff 'Softened' Coverage...
Ex-Crowder Staffer Claims He's Being 'Legally Abused' After Quitting 'Toxic' Show...

Scientists Create Artificial Human Chromosomes In Landmark Genetic Feat...
Trans man transitioned, detransitioned then transitioned again...

 

[davidscott]

Maria Bartiromo somehow tried to blame this catastrophe on Bidens (horrible) border policies but jeez lady try to report on a story without injecting your own bias. I agree the border situation is terrible but that was totally out of line and made to spread more lies and inflame the MAGA base (who will it seems believe anything FOX tells them).

 

[Dude#1279435]

WALMART, 7-11, and CHICK-FIL-A start drone delivery service...
Damn slurpee, chicken nuggets, and other crap falling from the sky.

 

[Dude#1279435]

Cops forced to return $800,000 in pot after controversial raid...

 

[Dude#1279435]

Great day to be alive.....

SEASON OF THE CICADAS
TRILLIONS SET TO SWARM

Polish PM warns 'we are in pre-war era' as Putin missiles fire close to border...
Hundreds of millions would die in first hour of nuke strikes...
NATO tense...

Apprehensions at Northern Border Exceed Last 12 Years COMBINED...

Why It's So Expensive to Live in Phoenix...
Why buying a house feels impossible right now...
Home insurance market crumbling. Owners paying the price...

NYC AI Chatbot Tells Businesses to Break Law...
NBC News chief on chopping block?
The Coming Electricity Crisis...

Filipino villager nailed to cross for 35th time on Good Friday to pray for world peace...
Pope skips ANOTHER event...
BBC blasted for 'abandoning Christianity'...

Netanyahu coalition in crisis over religious draft as war rages...
Rabbi: Torah students cannot serve!
Surprise! Hamas has thousands more fighters than initially thought...
Rogan Accuses Israel of 'Genocide,' Compares Gaza to 'Holocaust'...
Germany, a Loyal Ally, Begins to Shift Tone as Gaza Toll Mounts...
UNSAFE: Jews warned of 'no go countries'...

 

[Dude#1279435]

IRAN ATTACKS ISRAEL
Iran state media say Israel attack dealt 'heavy blows' to Negev air base...
Tehran fired approximately 150 missiles TOTAL towards Israel...
'99%' of drones, missiles 'intercepted'...
Germany: Entire region at risk of plunging 'into chaos'...
PAPER: The West must remember how to fight. It may already be too late...
World stands on brink of all-out war...
Republicans Demand USA Retaliate: 'Long Past Time For Iran To Pay'...

Or as someone said: Don't you make me vote for Trump!

 

[Dude#1279435]

Death Valley alive this year. Super bloom is latest sign...
NYPD deploying resources to houses of worship, sensitive locations in city...
Investors Bet On Further Rise In US Gasoline Prices...

For me: Hi, baby, your skin is so smooth.
Tech Exec Predicts Billion-Dollar AI Girlfriend Industry...
STUDY: Most people want to sleep with robots...

Mommie, daddy won't stop playing with my toys.
$850 Millennium Falcons and $680 Titanics: Grown-Ups Gold Mine for LEGO...

 

[Dude#1279435]

LOL.....

The Onion

FDA Warns Americans If They Eat Now They Won’t Be Hungry For Supper

Really Tall Guy Blocks View Of Solar Eclipse

God To Delete Several Million Humans Due To Inactivity

Study Finds Majority Of Americans Could Jump Parking Meter If Bum Knee Weren’t Acting Up

Sotheby’s Announces Auction Of Napkin On Which Jeffrey Epstein Jotted Down Idea For Pedophilia

Existential Researchers Teach Rat To Run Forever Through Exitless Maze

Supreme Court Justices Can Barely Hear Oral Arguments Over Upstairs Neighbor’s Loud Music

Study Finds Most Effective Food Safety Technique Just Eating It And Seeing What Happens

Nation’s Ex-Boyfriends Drunk As Hell

New Childcare Bill Would Allocate Single Microwave For Kids To Cook Their Own Dinner

 

[Dude#1279435]

DROWSY DON FALLS ASLEEP IN COURTROOM
Trump Faces Deep Blue Jury Pool: 50 Dismissed After Admitting CAN'T Be Impartial...

American Anti-War Activists Cheer for Iran's War...
Protesters shut down O'Hare airport by blocking highway...

AMERICAN AIRLINES Pilots Cite 'Significant Spike' in Safety Problems...
APPLE Faces Worst iPhone Slump Since Covid...
Loses mantle as biggest seller to SAMSUNG...
Republicans Scramble To Scrub Past Abortion Positions In Political Panic...
Rural Americans more likely to die young. Why?

Cats Getting Movie Roles After Decades on the Couch...