I think that you all did plenty fine in there without me.
You've given me a whole new perspective on dating, though. What I have considered to be my main weaknesses could actually be my biggest strengths. Follow me on this one. Like they say, one can't appreciate light without dark, good without evil, pleasure without pain. Likewise, how can one appreciate excitement without boredom? Beauty without beast?
If a woman were to date me, I think that she'd come to truly appreciate the world around her much more. Colors would seem more vibrant, odors more pleasant, sounds more clear. Heck, I could make a telemarketer call seem like the greatest thing ever. I can also make pretty much any piece of furniture that I sit on look fantastic by comparison.
Hmmm. I might have something here.