Official WTF is Adam Thread

[Rickster71]

Adam, glad you're back.

I don't know why, I had this scenario of you getting a scorpion bite while you were asleep.
That got me to realize I worry too much; and why I'm kinda glad we don't have kids.

 

[Adam]

Thanks, Rick! It's good to be back.

Luckily (or perhaps unluckily), I haven't seen any scorpions since the last one that I mentioned.

 

[Adam]

That got me to realize I worry too much; and why I'm kinda glad we don't have kids.

Speaking of worrying, I had quite a fright earlier this week. I've lived with Niki for just about three and a half years. Almost without exception, when I come home from work, she greats me in the living room for her afternoon belly rub. I think once she was asleep outside when I came home really early, but she's always in the living room when I get home at night.

Well, I came home after dark on Monday or Tuesday, and she wasn't in the living room. Must be sleeping, I thought. So, I checked around. I couldn't find her. I checked around again, starting to get worried...nowhere to be found. I went out back...not there. Now I was starting to get very worried. Panicked would be a better word. I rushed through the garage to check the gate to the side yard to see if someone had broken the lock and taken her, and was relieved beyond words when she came into the garage when I opened the door. She must have been around the side of the house by the door to the garage. She has never been over there before when I got home, and she was acting weird and had to be coaxed into the house (and then started looking around warily). I don't know what happened, but I guess something spooked her out of the house. Perhaps she was thinking, "Is the monkey gone, yet?"

 

[Rickster71]

Speaking of worrying, I had quite a fright earlier this week. I've lived with Niki for just about three and a half years. Almost without exception, when I come home from work, she greats me in the living room for her afternoon belly rub. I think once she was asleep outside when I came home really early, but she's always in the living room when I get home at night.

Well, I came home after dark on Monday or Tuesday, and she wasn't in the living room. Must be sleeping, I thought. So, I checked around. I couldn't find her. I checked around again, starting to get worried...nowhere to be found. I went out back...not there. Now I was starting to get very worried. Panicked would be a better word. I rushed through the garage to check the gate to the side yard to see if someone had broken the lock and taken her, and was relieved beyond words when she came into the garage when I opened the door. She must have been around the side of the house by the door to the garage. She has never been over there before when I got home, and she was acting weird and had to be coaxed into the house (and then started looking around warily). I don't know what happened, but I guess something spooked her out of the house. Perhaps she was thinking, "Is the monkey gone, yet?"

That's interesting, to say the least.
I wonder what she'd do if she saw a scorpion in the house?
You wouldn't know if she was bitten, until it was too late.

See...you got me started again.

 

[njedpx3]

Was you trip to Copenhagen Good ?

How was your trip to CopenHagen?

Welcome Back - Adam

 

[Adam]

You wouldn't know if she was bitten, until it was too late.

Thanks for that. The next few sleepless nights will help me catch up here.

How was your trip to CopenHagen?

Welcome Back - Adam

Good one! Thanks for the welcome!

 

[Davemcc]

Welcome back Adam. I'm relieved to see that it was just a heavy work load that kept you away.

 

[Alex2507]

Perhaps she was thinking, "Is the monkey gone, yet?"

Nice.

Greg's wife was looking at me funny when she came home on the Monday following our Saturday visit to find me in her house.
Like, "what's he doing here ... again?" I probably shouldn't have said that I was moving in but I couldn't resist.

Next time you plan to actually do some work you might let us know, ya know?

 

[Adam]

Welcome back Adam. I'm relieved to see that it was just a heavy work load that kept you away.

Thanks, Dave! I shouldn't let work get in the way, though, seeing as how I will inevitably get a suck-a** review again.

Next time you plan to actually do some work you might let us know, ya know?

Oh, definitely! I never really plan on actually doing it, though...

 

[Adam]

BTW, thanks Alex for calling and checking up on me. I appreciate it.

 

[Adam]

We're at risk of loosing the boring thread completely. He's it's lifeblood.

I think that you all did plenty fine in there without me.

You've given me a whole new perspective on dating, though. What I have considered to be my main weaknesses could actually be my biggest strengths. Follow me on this one. Like they say, one can't appreciate light without dark, good without evil, pleasure without pain. Likewise, how can one appreciate excitement without boredom? Beauty without beast?

If a woman were to date me, I think that she'd come to truly appreciate the world around her much more. Colors would seem more vibrant, odors more pleasant, sounds more clear. Heck, I could make a telemarketer call seem like the greatest thing ever. I can also make pretty much any piece of furniture that I sit on look fantastic by comparison.

Hmmm. I might have something here.

 

[billy p]

I guess now we can change the title of this thread...? Btw...hello Adam....

 

[Adam]

Btw...hello Adam....

Hey, Bill!

 

[strube]

I guess now we can change the title of this thread...? Btw...hello Adam....

Fortunately, WTF can be an acronym for something else now, with no need to change the title of the thread.

Just for example:

Who the F--- is Adam?
Why the F--- is Adam...
What the F--- is Adam?
Whence the F--- is Adam...

etc.

 

[Nomo]

I think that you all did plenty fine in there without me.

You've given me a whole new perspective on dating, though. What I have considered to be my main weaknesses could actually be my biggest strengths. Follow me on this one. Like they say, one can't appreciate light without dark, good without evil, pleasure without pain. Likewise, how can one appreciate excitement without boredom? Beauty without beast?

If a woman were to date me, I think that she'd come to truly appreciate the world around her much more. Colors would seem more vibrant, odors more pleasant, sounds more clear. Heck, I could make a telemarketer call seem like the greatest thing ever. I can also make pretty much any piece of furniture that I sit on look fantastic by comparison.

Hmmm. I might have something here.

"It puts the lotion on it's skin"

 

[Adam]

"It puts the lotion on it's skin"

"Or else it gets the hose again."

Wait. I'm boring, not psychotic.

 

[strube]

"Or else it gets the hose again."

Wait. I'm boring, not psychotic.

Wouldn't the hose again result in even dryer skin, something quite counter-productive to the objective of moister skin and lotion again? Yes. Take that, crazy skin-wearing police chief from the Monk TV show...

 

[Alex2507]

BTW, thanks Alex for calling and checking up on me. I appreciate it.

Yeah, no sweat. Do you have caller ID. Like do you have my name and number?

 

[Adam]

Wouldn't the hose again result in even dryer skin, something quite counter-productive to the objective of moister skin and lotion again?

Hence, put the lotion on or I'll make your skin even drier. Ummm, I mean, that fictional character will...

 

[Adam]

Do you have caller ID. Like do you have my name and number?

Man, you must be busy today.