Well, I'm at least literate. Nordost is not even the best among the audiophool cables, come on, they have some stiff competition (which should appeal to your sexual preference, no?), did you check out them fancy MIT cables posted earlier with the fancy box? Cost more than your entire system! You just don't have enough money to be a real player, lol.
I'd need to get pretty fucked up before I thought buying Nordost would be a good idea, tho.