I can toatlly relate to that article on every level. The Regal theaters in my neck of the woods leave much do be desired.
We do however have a theater own by Century and they are THX approved, you are welcome to bring your own snacks and are very well kept. You still have the annoying talkers and punk-*** kids though.
ENTER the new theater close to my house. Cinetopia. In a word AMAZING.
Every theater is High Def. Leather seats with room to stretch out your legs AND still be able to have someone who needs to pee, walk past.
Here is a link so you guys can drool. Peruse the site. Last I heard it was the only one in the country that shows high def.
http://www.cinetopiatheaters.com/cinema/theaters.htm
and a link from Klipsch
http://www.klipsch.com/newscenter/feature.aspx?cid=1153
Notice the no one under twenty one in the "living room" theaters. Live jazz before the show, food served to you in the theater before the showing. All for the same price as Regal.