My Dad's Joke-O-the-Day

[rgriffin25]

Made me laugh

SPEEDING IN Kansas

Two men are driving through Kansas when they get
pulled over by a State Trooper. The cop walks up and
taps on the window with his nightstick. The driver
rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop smacks him in
the head with the stick. "What the hell was that for?"
the driver asks.

"You're in Kansas Boy" the trooper answers. "When we
pull you over, you better have your license ready when
we get to your car." "I'm sorry, officer," the driver
says, "I'm not from around here." The trooper ru ns a
! check on the guy's license--he's clean--and gives
the guy his license back.

The trooper then walks around to the passenger side
and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the
window and WHACK, the trooper smacks him on the head
with the nightstick. "What'd you do that for?" the
passenger asks.

"Just making your wish come true," replies the
trooper.

"Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asks.

"Because I know," the trooper says," that two miles
down the road you're gonna turn to your buddy and say,
"I wish that butthole would've tried that Crap with me!"

 

[jeffreybehr]

Ah yes the French--always there when they need you.

 

[Mudcat]

Ah yes the French--always there when they need you.

I am so totally offended by your Frog bas - err French bashing. I have many personnal fiends in many diverse engineering fields in France. We talk very often about many of these perceptions. By the way, they do not speak english, and I do not speak French (neither do they by the by) but our German is excellent.