Magic audio rocks.

[yepimonfire]

saw this on audigon, this is so funny.

http://www.audiogon.com/cgi-bin/cls.pl?accstwek&1282075145&/Dr-Audio-Macro-Magic-Audio-Roc

 

[walter duque]

Ain't this some s..t or what?

 

[Rickster71]

Ain't this some s..t or what?

You could have saved Alex a lot of work.

 

[Seth=L]

Asking

$129.00 obo​

New Retail

$129.00​

Condition

10/10​

Days/Views

0 / 414​

Ship cost

Gork The Mighty​

Ship from

1 lbs from 58413​

Ship to

Pluto​

Included

Box​

Dr. Audio’s Fantastic Magic Audio Rocks! Our Motto: Get Your Rocks Off (our shelves and into your system) Dr. Audio’s cryo-packed Macro Rocks are produced from fossilized dinosaur dung through eons of tectonic pressures and afterward carefully sorted in our nuclear magno-tune accelerator (patent pending) to capture and hogtie unruly frequencies on a subatomic level. These Macro Rocks are bass enhanced by the careful introduction of select bass-resonant crystals. Directions: Carefully place on or near your speakers. Caution! Take care to match left and right speakers with the channel-specific Magic Audio Rocks. Failure to do so may result in irreparable fragmentation of the time warp continuum and the end of life as we know it. To adjust bass and treble, move rocks north and south. Hint: Tape them to your headphones! Warning! Match rocks to proper earpiece. Reversing channels may cause you to change your mind.Our products are kept in a daycare where all the children and pets smoke. Original Price: $129. We welcome lowball offers because we like a good fight. Paypal, wooden nickels and aluminum cans accepted. All trades considered. We pack with care. We've never lost a rock yet.

By reading the description and top you can clearly see they don't even take it seriously.

I figure since they talked about fossilized dino droppings I can fossilize their listing.

 

[MatthewB.]

Fossilized dino dung droopings, screw that, I got fresh ( I mean within hours) straight from the source dog droppings in my back yard that I will sell for half of what this guy is selling his ancient gear for. In fact I will carefully package the fresh droppings in a non bio degradable zip lock back (to ensure freshness) and ship direct to your house or business location in a non description type box (with cotton ball packaging to ensure the fresh droppings arrive just as they dropped to the ground..

But wait, that's not all, if you hurry up and act now, i will also ship to you at no extra charge, "dog - whiz" yes just pour this magic elixcer on your speaker cable and you will swear that this extra lubrication will make the sound come to your speakers microns faster. Screw lip synch issues, "dog - whiz" will instantly synch up your sound to the picture.

How much would you pay for not only the fresh dog droppings but also the magical "dog - whiz"........ 99.99? 79.99? Hells no I am offering this for the mere mere price of 59.99 and if you order now I will toss in an extra steaming scoop mere seconds after my dogs squat.

Just mail your check or money order to:

Aint that the shyt Corporation
1234 E. Hershey Highway, Suite #2
Buttswanna AZ 85225

Operators (my GF) are standing by to process your order. (literraly I gave her a bucket and a shovel)

 

[GirgleMirt]

All trades considered

Sweet! Got a couple marbles and rocks for the garden he might be interested in... Crossing my fingers!

 

[dkane360]

Am I supposed to tape them to the inside or outside of my headphones?

 

[markw]

He may get sued.

Machina Dynamica has been selling these, along with other equally wonderus products, for years.

Yes,this hobby does attract 'em, doesn't it?

 

[GirgleMirt]

something about fools and their money...

And people are dupe. People have and are believing in crazy **** forever. Still today are believing in medieval myths, nonsense and a ton of dumb silly stuff. Here, it's magic rocks... People go "magic rocks lol". Then a few seconds later they'll rave about their new RCA cable and be reading their horoscopes, or talking to an invisible man living in the sky and all other sorts of nonsense... There will always be people believing in all this nonsense...

I don't know why audiophiles are so prone to being exploited that way. Well, because it's easy to get fooled by our senses and think we hear things we don't... But don't bring up double blind tests... Oh no...

*sigh* f***'em, let them have their fun with their magic rocks and all the rest of the audiofooleries... Those who believe don't want to change their beliefs. They're happy the way they are.

 

[yepimonfire]

omfg are these morons serious, please tell me this is a joke. oh god.

 

[walter duque]

You know the saying "There is a sucker born every day". If you sell one a day, that's some nice little side cash. I could live with that. I'll bet there are people that buy these little turds.

 

[yepimonfire]

yea, like all club polk members.

 

[walter duque]

yea, like all club polk members.

Now that's not nice. I happen to like Polk's.

 

[Shock]

What the f......

 

[yepimonfire]

that has nothing to do with the company, it has to do with the members of the forum, some of them, wait, most of them, have spent 1000 dollars on speaker wires, you figure out the rest

 

[MDS]

Caution! Take care to match left and right speakers with the channel-specific Magic Audio Rocks. Failure to do so may result in irreparable fragmentation of the time warp continuum and the end of life as we know it.

The bag clearly marked 'right channel' is on the left and the bag marked 'left channel' is on the right.

How could anyone be so careless and risk irreparable fragmentation of the time warp continuum?

 

[Hi Ho]

This has GOT to be a joke....

http://machinadynamica.com/machina45.htm

 

[yepimonfire]

i really hope it is.....

 

[pzaur]

This isn't a joke. For an extra $12.50 and 3 additional days for shipping they'll "burn in" your purchased RCA cable.

Got to that site via www.6moons.com

-pat

 

[markw]

This has always been one of my favorite Geoff Kait products. (Yes, he IS a real person and hangs at another website I frequent)

One ringy dingy...