Machina Dynamica?

[Tawnos]

If you need a good laugh then you need to check out this company, people can argue in favor of cables and wire but this is beyond anything I could imagine. Can we report these guys to the better business bureau and get them shut down?

http://www.machinadynamica.com/

The Clever Little Clock.

The Clever Little Clock is a small, battery-powered alarm clock that has been extensively modified using a number of highly-specialized techniques. The Clever Little Clock does not plug into the wall and has no direct or indirect influence on the audio signal -- not on house wiring, audio components, cables, interconnects, power cords or acoustic waves. Yet the Clock has a pronounced affect on the sound produced by all digital and analog playback systems. In addition, all video systems/formats in the house will be improved by placing one or two clocks in the listening room; the video picture will be clearer, with better contrast and color saturation -- TV, cable TV, DVD, etc.

Brilliant Pebbles.

Brilliant Pebbles is a unique room & system tuning device for audio systems and satellite TV. Original (Large) Brilliant Pebbles is a 3-inch clear glass bottle containing various minerals/stones. A number of highly-specialized, proprietary techniques are used for preparation/assembly. Brilliant Pebbles acts as both a vibration "node damper" and EMI/RFI absorber, depending on application, via atomic mechanisms in the crystal structures.

 

[jaxvon]

Oh yeah. They've gotten quite a laugh here many times. They have to be the most ridiculous snake oil vendor. At least the cable people sell a product that has a function!

 

[Geno]

What, you people don't believe these things? Like the cable Moonies say, just because you can't hear the difference doesn't mean us crazy people can't. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to us...