Jokes... Heard any good ones lately?

[haraldo]

I think Confucius stated: "Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated"

 

[Bobby Bass]

I have to get back to vinyl

 

[Verdinut]

 

[DrMorbius]

I have to get back to vinyl
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How true!

 

[Bobby Bass]

Fortunately no one on this site has ever made the statement

 

[Verdinut]

 

[DrMorbius]

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Ok, that’s a cute one!

 

[Bobby Bass]

Need a laugh as summer ends and it’s back to school and work for many

 

[DrMorbius]

Need a laugh as summer ends and it’s back to school and work for many
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Man, Rodrigues was the best! We lost him about 20 years ago I believe.

 

[Steve81]

It’s been slashed!!!

 

[DrMorbius]

At first I thought a truck hit cousin itt. But then the guitar!

 

[Verdinut]

In a bar, a guy meets a girl. They spend a couple of hours together talking while sipping a few drinks. When they decided to leave the place, the man offered to drive the woman home and she accepted.
When they arrived at her residence, she offered him to come in for a drink, but said to him: " I'm warning you! I don't have a clitoris"
He replies: That doesn't matter, I would have an Amaretto!