Jokes... Heard any good ones lately?

[Verdinut]

You actually “think” that? Good grief.

Does the that include the boy at the end of your “joke”? The punch line?

But you don't know that there would be more rapes in the absence of loose girls!

 

[Trell]

But you don't know that there would be more rapes in the absence of loose girls!

I'm sure that generations of Catholic choir boys feels comforted by that.

 

[Verdinut]

I'm sure that generations of Catholic choir boys feels comforted by that.

They risk being raped by a priest though.

 

[Trell]

They risk being raped by a priest though.

With the really horrible documented history of rapes by Catholic priest over many decades: This is your reply?

 

[haraldo]

You, along with a number of bro’s on this forum, find rape funny. I don’t, and nor would any decent human being.

IMHO there is nothing in this joke even close what you are pointing too here.
There is no-one that forces you to be in here.... I don´t see anything even closely to inappropriate in here !

There is not even an inch of anything sexually inappropriate here!

 

[Verdinut]

It is the night before Christmas and everyone is racing home to finish the preparations for the festive season. A woman and a man are involved in a terrible car accident. It's a really bad one - both the cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt.

As they crawl out of their cars, the woman says: Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left of them, but fortunately we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days".

The woman continues: "And, look at this - another miracle! My car is completely destroyed, but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune in surviving the crash and meeting one another".

Then she hands the bottle of wine to the man. He nods his head in agreement, opens the bottle, drinks half of it, and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks: "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies: "No, I think I'll just wait for the police ..."

 

[haraldo]

 

[jinjuku]

You actually “think” that? Good grief.

Does the that include the boy at the end of your “joke”? The punch line?

Edit: You really can't coherently argue against it?

You may need to just not visit this thread. Old men yelling at clouds meet liberals yelling at comedians.

 

[Verdinut]

A guy walks into a bar, buys a martini and sits down by the baby grand piano, which is being played by a woman with a small monkey sitting on her shoulder. The monkey jumps down and runs across the piano and places a coaster on the piano top for the man to set his martini on, then runs back and sits down on the piano player's shoulder again. The man takes a sip off of his martini and sets it back on the piano top, but neglects to put it on the monkey-provided coaster. Suddenly the monkey dashes over to the man and pees in his martini glass. The man, shocked, exclaims to the piano player in a loud voice, "Hey, do you know your goddamned monkey just took a piss in my drink!?!?"

To which the piano player replies: "No, but if you hum a few bars, I'll fake it!"

 

[haraldo]