Jokes... Heard any good ones lately?

[Verdinut]

 

[Huey645]

My wife came up to me earlier and told me that if she ever got alzheimers, she would do herself in so as not to be a burden on me. I told her that was the 5th time she told me that today. Should I put the knives up or give her one?

 

[davidscott]

 

[davidscott]

 

[davidscott]

 

[Pogre]

 

[Pogre]

 

[Pogre]

"Folsom Prism Blues"... ha ha

 

[davidscott]

 

[Verdinut]

 

[MR.MAGOO]

Not really a joke but I can't find a better place on AH to post this. Went to the carwash and saw a van parked on the street, on the side it had a sign "COVID HUNTERS. ELECTROSTATIC DISINFECTING SOLUTIONS".

I was thinking we should all buy those electrostatic speakers and help kill Covid as we listen to music!

I'd post a picture but AH says the file is too big for their servers and I'm too lazy to figure out how to reduce the size.

 

[highfigh]

Not really a joke but I can't find a better place on AH to post this. Went to the carwash and saw a van parked on the street, on the side it had a sign "COVID HUNTERS. ELECTROSTATIC DISINFECTING SOLUTIONS".

I was thinking we should all buy those electrostatic speakers and help kill Covid as we listen to music!

I'd post a picture but AH says the file is too big for their servers and I'm too lazy to figure out how to reduce the size.

Download it, open it and resize.

 

[highfigh]

 

[Verdinut]

 

[Trebdp83]

 

[MR.MAGOO]

 

[davidscott]

 

[Verdinut]

 

[davidscott]

 

[Verdinut]

Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra.

The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.