Jack Bauer

[davo]

"Only Jack Bauer can get McDonalds breakfast after 10:30" Where is Jack when you need him, I now live two doors down from Macca's.

 

[Tom Andry]

Scrubs.

Best. Comedy. Ever.

 

[stratman]

After watching most of the initial year of 24, I ended up finding it to be the tv series in most need of cancellation. Every week...same plot...same screaming, airhead daughter (did they ever kill her off?...hope so)...same dumb, overprotective wife (that they finally did kill off)...same bad guys, only with different motives.

If "24" were two dozen eggs, the shells would all be broken and the yokes would have tons of that white crap attached to them.

That's one helluva omelet, maybe beat the dead wife with it. Or add some "Jack" cheese to it, then beat the terrorists with it.

 

[Guiria]

My family will roll when I show them this thread...I laughed so hard I had tears...coolest post ever.

 

[stratman]

My family will roll when I show them this thread...I laughed so hard I had tears...coolest post ever.

Apart from all that, picture in your mind a terrorist being beaten to death by a rubbery over-cooked omelete made from 24 scrambled eggs and a 24 pound wedge of Jack cheese, the censors wouldn't allow it.

 

[race4aliving]

Great post Matt. Jack is VERY good at his isn't he. I loved the one about Mcgyver.

 

[jonnythan]

Jack Bauer will shoot your innocent wife in the knee at point-blank range right in front of you in your living room to get information from you.

wait..

 

[sleeper]

Ya don't know Jack...

I guess Jack Bauer isn't an Audioholic.

Jack Bauer doesn't listen to music, music listens to Jack Bauer.

Sorry.... couldn't resist.

sleeper