Imagined vs actual improvements we hear

[AcuDefTechGuy]

If I see the house plants swaying with the music, I'll know.

If you see the house plants swaying to the music, let me know where you get your TR Torx screws so I can get some.

 

[highfigh]

If you see the house plants swaying to the music, let me know where you get your TR Torx screws so I can get some.

I ordered them through some kind of weird portal, so I'm not sure how or when they'll arrive. They said I'd get them fast, but I hope they meant 'quickly'. If they come from where I think they will, 'fast' means they'll be coming in kinda hot.

 

[KEW]

If they come from where I think they will, 'fast' means they'll be coming in kinda hot.

Better stay downstairs and stack Kevlar blankets as high as possible upstairs!

 

[highfigh]

Better stay downstairs and stack Kevlar blankets as high as possible upstairs!

I'm just gonna leave. I don't have a catcher's mitt, anyway.

 

[SurvivalDad]

That's on a monthly cleaning cycle for me. The whole cabinet gets a good vacuuming.

 

[dodgers831]

That's on a monthly cleaning cycle for me. The whole cabinet gets a good vacuuming.

Admit it. They sound better after each month's cleaning.