Another true story!
My neighbor's wife, 2 doors down, is an AV nut! He says to me, "we had to buy another TV, the HDTV we bought last year wasn't good enough for my wife."
I say to him, "Jeff, you are probably the luckiest man alive!" "Do you know how many men wish their wifes would say that?"
He says, "I just don't like spending a lot of time indoors!"