Favorite Movie Line?

[STRONGBADF1]

Mr Mom.

Come on, try to make it difficult.

Good job!

I use that Mr. Mom line all the time.

 

[Matt34]

Anchor Man

Ron Burgundy: Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast.
Champ Kind: It jumped up a notch.
Ron Burgundy: It did, didn't it?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart.
Ron Burgundy: I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.
Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.
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Brian Fantana: [about Veronica] I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up.
[opens cologne cabinet]
Ron Burgundy: Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight.
Brian Fantana: No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent.
Brian Fantana: Oh yeah.
Ron Burgundy: It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way.
Brian Fantana: Yep.
Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
[cheesy grin]
Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make sense.
Brian Fantana: Well... Let's go see if we can make this little kitty purr.
[snarls]

 

[jamie2112]

60% of the time it works every time: Classic... LMAO just thinking about it.

 

[adk highlander]

And of course my three classics from Blazing Saddles:

"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!!!"

Lamarr- "You said rape twice."
Criminal- "I like rape"

"Somebody go back and get us a $h!tloand of dimes!"

My favorite from Blazing Saddles:

"Oh boys. Look what I have here."

"Where the white women at?"

I think the best one is:

"Excuse me while I whip this out"

 

[aberkowitz]

Champ Kind: I'm going to smash your face into a car windshield! And then I'm going to take your mother out for a nice seafood dinner, and never call her again!

Wes Mantooth: Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!!!!

 

[j_garcia]

"I think I'd like to **** your brains out, but it doesn't look like you have any" - Suburbia

 

[itschris]

Almost any line from Anchorman could be a favorite quote of mine:

"They called it San Diaaaago... which of course in German means... a whales vagina."

 

[darien87]

"I am here to chew bubblegum and kick ***. And I'm all out of bubblegum."

 

[j_garcia]

"Shop smart, shop S-Mart."

 

[darien87]

"I don't wanna kill you and you don't wanna be dead."

 

[jliedeka]

"I am here to chew bubblegum and kick ***. And I'm all out of bubblegum."

You win. That's the best line. They Live! was an excellently weird movie.

 

[j_garcia]

"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."

 

[jliedeka]

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

 

[j_garcia]

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

One of my favorites movies

"How about a magic trick? I'm gonna make this pencil disappear."

and another of my favorites:

"Why don't you make like a tree and get the **** out!"

 

[Matt34]

Chip: I can't hold my tongue. These kids are my grandchildren and you are raising them wrong. They are *terrible* boys!
Walker: Shut up, Chip, or I'll go ape-**** on your a$$!
Texas Ranger: I'm gonna scissor-kick you in the back of the head!
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Yeah!
Ricky Bobby: Yeah! Now turn up the heat!
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Go on and get some, boys!
Ricky Bobby: Come on!
Walker: I'm ten years old, but I'll beat your a$$!
Texas Ranger: Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Like a spider monkey! Go on!
Ricky Bobby: Chip, you brought this on, man.
Walker: Greatest Generation my a$$. Tom Brokaw's a punk!
Chip: What is wrong with you?
Texas Ranger: Chip, I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew!

 

[jamie2112]

What you potheads know bout dyin?

 

[jamie2112]

Almost any of the 100's of great lines in The Usual Suspects....

 

[speakerman39]

I think some of the dialogue in that movie was kind of chilling and unsettling. I kinda dig movies that portray the heaven/hell subject matter in a non-biblical sort of way. It's kinda of unsettling. Constantine was another movie sorda like that.

Very much agreed Chris. The dialogue can be somewhat surprising or down right shocking. As I mentioned, Christopher Walken is NOT quite all there to begin with and as such is perfect for roles like that. However, he is still one of my favs.

Cheers,

Phil

 

[aberkowitz]

I love these high school girls... I keep getting older while they stay the same age.

 

[mudrummer99]

Stunt C**k!!!