"Excuse me, stewardess? Will there be a movie on this flight?"
"What are you doing? No, no, get off, get off. See, you gotta make my bunk. See, we're in Italy. The guy on the top bunk has gotta make the guy on bottom bunk, he's gotta make his bunk all the time. See it's in the regulations. See if we were in Germany I would have to make yours, but we're in Italy, so you gotta make mine. It's regulations..."
"Aren't you going too fast?"
"Oh, it's not the speed really so much... ahh, I just wish I hadn't drunk all that cough syrup this morning..."