Favorite movie line Part II.!!!!!!

[manofsteel2397]

YEA THEY DESERVED TO DIE AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL.!!!!!!
and my second is ENGLISH MOTHER ****ER DO YOU SPEAK IT!!!!

YEA IM A SAM JACKSON FAN

 

[speakerman39]

"Get away from her you b*tch!"


"Oh yeah, how is that working out for you?"



Cheers,

Phil

 

[j_garcia]

"I'm always on the lookout for the future ex-Mrs. Malcolm."

"Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses kicked, pal!"

 

[Chu Gai]

The young carpenter from Nazareth? I know him well. Promising young man. He died badly.

 

[darien87]

Lee-loo Dallas, multi-pass.

 

[j_garcia]

I think it was you who posted this one before Darien:

"I hate warriors, too narrow-minded. I'll tell you what I do like though: a killer, a dyed-in-the-wool killer. Cold blooded, clean, methodical and thorough. Now a real killer, when he picked up the ZF-1, would've immediately asked about the little red button on the bottom of the gun. "

I was watching this one the other day on cable:

"You are what we call a two bagger. That means I wear a bag on my head, just in case the one on you breaks. "

 

[darien87]

"You put the emph-AH-sis, on the wrong syll-AH-ble"

 

[Alex2507]

"You are what we call a two bagger. That means I wear a bag on my head, just in case the one on you breaks. "

That just made me loose it.

 

[j_garcia]

Well, then I've got another one you might enjoy because it had me LMAO:

"You can stop trying to be clever now. The funniest thing that ever came out of you was ME."

 

[Alex2507]

NSFW or Davemcc

Take your pick out of just about anything in this clip but the classic is:

"Ma! The meatloaf! ... F^%& !!!"

My g/f says it sounds just like me.

 

[Nemo128]

"How much for an order of ribs?"

"5 dollars"

"All right, let me get one."

"Right on, one order of ribs."

"No, no, no. One rib."

"One rib?"

"Ah sure am hungray."

"Darker the berry the sweeter the juice---no no it is the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice"

One of my faves from Friday:

"You know what they say, older the berry the sweeter the juice."

"Man it's the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice."

"Yeah, she blacker than a m...f... too."

 

[j_garcia]

Aragorn: Gentlemen, we do not stop till nightfall.
Pippin: What about breakfast?
Aragorn: You've already had it.
Pippin: We've had one, yes. What about second breakfast?
[Aragorn turns and walks off in disgust]
Merry: I don't think he knows about second breakfast, Pip.
Pippin: What about elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them, doesn't he?
Merry: I wouldn't count on it.

 

[1hagop]

K, he's a ball chin-e-in

 

[j_garcia]

 

[j_garcia]

This one has been on cable a lot lately and I had to watch it....3 times (it is a guilty pleasure)

Look, it's been swell, but the swelling's gone down...

 

[yepimonfire]

"people should not be afraid of their government, the government should be afraid of the people" - V for Vendetta.

 

[b00tleg]

No tears, please. It's a waste of good suffering.

 

[darien87]

I have such sights to show you.

 

[Bloodstriker]

I don't know why this one has been stuck in my head since as long as I can remember, but:

"You win .......A RED SNAP-AH!"
(shows a red snapper to the camera)

from UHF

 

[j_garcia]

"No hablo English"
"Do you speak .45?"

That one made me LMAO.

Also liked: "Machete doesn't text."

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