Favorite movie line Part II.!!!!!!

j_garcia

j_garcia

Audioholic Jedi
"I don't rembemer any movies where Meg Ryan met a guy with poison ivy on his rectum."
 
j_garcia

j_garcia

Audioholic Jedi
Ethan Emmet: "What's the worst thing that could happen if you enter this contest?"
Destiny: "There could be a python inside."
Ethan Emmet: "What if this place is full of good looking British vampires?"
Destiny: "Or racist ninjas"
 
BoredSysAdmin

BoredSysAdmin

Audioholic Slumlord
Lets add few more classics from Snatch:

Turkish
: What's happening with them sausages, Charlie?

Sausage Charlie: Five minutes, Turkish.
Turkish: It was two minutes five minutes ago.



Turkish: F#$k me, hold tight. What's that?
Tommy: It's me belt, Turkish.
Turkish: No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers?
Tommy: It's for protection.
Turkish: Protection from what? "Zee Germans"?

Avi: I'm gettin' heartburn. Tony, do something terrible.


Avi: Eighty-six carats.
Rosebud: Where?
Avi: London.
Rosebud: London?
Avi: London.
Avi's Colleague: London?
Avi: Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary ****ing Poppins... LONDON.

Avi
: Shut up and sit down, you big, bald ****. I don't like leaving my own country, Doug, and I especially don't like leaving it for anything less then warm sandy beaches, and cocktails with little straw hats.
Doug the Head: We've got sandy beaches...
Avi: So? Who the **** wants to see 'em?
 
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Adam

Adam

Audioholic Jedi
"That's not a plan. That's a s**t sandwich without the bread."
 
j_garcia

j_garcia

Audioholic Jedi
Frank: Are you A.D.D. 'Juno' ?
Roxy: Yes. I have A.D.D. And don't you ever call me f***ing 'Juno' again.
Frank: Sorry.
Roxy: That's who we should kill next.
Frank: A fictitious character?
Roxy: No. Diablo Cody. F**k her for writing that movie, she's the only stripper who suffers from too much self esteem.
Frank: Good night, Juno.
Roxy: F**k you, Frank.


Roxy: Musically, I'm all about Alice Cooper.
Frank: I like Alice Cooper.
Roxy: You don't *like* Alice Cooper, Frank. That, that, that's like a Muslim saying that he *likes* Muhammad. You *accept* Alice Cooper.
 
STRONGBADF1

STRONGBADF1

Audioholic Spartan
I couldn't help but notice the equinsu ocha part. Did you refer to me as "White Devil"?

That's how they know you.
 
j_garcia

j_garcia

Audioholic Jedi
Pete Moore: In the movies, when people wake up together in the morning, they immediately start kissing, nuzzling and going at it, but what they never do is get up first, take a leak and brush their g**damn teeth, which I don't think I'm alone in feeling is pretty much necessary when you wake up.
Beaver: Like meg ryan in that movie promised land?
Pete Moore: Promised Land? Never heard of it.
Beaver: Meg Ryan and uh whats his name? Reefer Sutherland...
The Guys: Keefer!
Beaver: ...from I don't know 1988 or something. So, Meg Ryan wakes up in the morning and says "Where's the cat?" and he says "What cat?" and she says "The cat that shi*t in my mouth.
 
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j_garcia

j_garcia

Audioholic Jedi
"I just dropped some mud right there."

"What does he mean when it gets bad? This doesn't qualify as BAD?"

"Yeah, let's cut him loose..."
 
j_garcia

j_garcia

Audioholic Jedi
Santana: One shot, suppressed. Take it down!
>misses<
Santana: Nice try. Gives me confidence :rolleyes:
Diaz: There was something in my eye.
Santana: It's called a SCOPE. Use it next time.
 
ImcLoud

ImcLoud

Audioholic Ninja
Striker: "Surely you can't be serious.
Rumack: "I am serious...and don't call me Shirley."
airplane, classic....
remember the autopilot, OTTO.... lol, they don't make funny movies anymore...
I found it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQbj9uvYL8I
 
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j_garcia

j_garcia

Audioholic Jedi
For being that old, that movie still cracks me up. That and probably a lot of other stuff from that era probably wouldn't even make it into the theater these days.
 
ImcLoud

ImcLoud

Audioholic Ninja
For being that old, that movie still cracks me up.
I was watching it rite before xmass and my son sat down and was watching it for a bit, he turned and said "this isn't funny" then went upstairs and played video games... What is wrong with our youth, that movie was hilarious... Movies like animal house, one flew over the cuckoos nest, deer hunter, ect will be around for ever, they are like art, the movies made now are OK, but nothing GREAT, sure there are some exceptions {tarrantino, cohenes, farrellys, marty, steven king} , but for the volume that come out, they are forgotten in less than a year, I cant think of anything that made me say "I need to own that" since, whats eating gilbert grape, shawshank, forest gump, green mile, and a couple others and they are all old now, I think the newest would be green mile and that was what 1998? we need some good movies, I don't care, comedy drama, anything good that will stand the test of time, I remember around 94/94 thinking "wow movies are getting good" and then very little after that...
 
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j_garcia

j_garcia

Audioholic Jedi
Those movies come from a different mindset and a different culture. Today kids need drivel for their short attention spans and then those kids grow up and make movies and that's what is out now. We think movies that are really old are a bit goofy too, but it was a different time then as well.

There have been some solid movies here and there, but very few IMO. The last movies I went to and watched and thought were really good were There Will Be Blood and Winter's Bone.
 
ImcLoud

ImcLoud

Audioholic Ninja
There will be blood was good, a little drawn out {I know I like deer hunter, lol} but a good flick, I have never heard of Winters bone, I will have to check it out, maybe its on netflix or amazon.... {I am afraid to google it incase its a joke, and some jack frost porn comes up, I don't need that stuff in my browzer {straight porn that is}
 
Pyrrho

Pyrrho

Audioholic Ninja
Whenever I see a thread like this, a quote from Full Metal Jacket comes to mind, that if I post it, it will likely be deleted by a moderator due to the language used. You can get it (and a bit more, all of which is worth hearing) at the youtube video at:

full metal jacket intro monologue - YouTube

If you are in a country such that you cannot get youtube videos, you should buy the movie. And you should buy the movie even if you can watch the video. Kubrick was a great filmmaker.
 
itschris

itschris

Moderator
History of the World:
Roman Soldier: "Goodbye Head"
Mel Brooks: "Hello balls!"
 
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