AH'rs,
I am just getting calm enough to write about this without over use of language my teachers banned long ago. On 19 Feb I went outside at 0530 to go to work, only to find broken window glass on my driveway where the
1994 Ford F150 I inherited from my father used to be. It was an unusual truck build. Only my Dad would order a standard cab with an I-6, manual transmission, and dual fuel tanks in Eddie Bauer XLT trim. Kind of a Beverly Hillbillys kluge of options, and in 14+ years until he died, he only put 30k miles on it keeping garaged on his ranch most of the time.
Filed a report with the local sheriff's department and pretty much never expected to see the truck again. Then on 23 Feb, much to my surprise, received a call from the sheriff department they had retrieved the truck. The SD did not catch the POSs, but did gather lots of DNA and fingerprint evidence; they suspect an older male (per the SD, young thugs don't drive sticks) and possibly a female due to the hair care items they found.
The worthless, crack/cigarette smoking POSs had
got it stuck in the mud while
burgling a CHURCH, they abandoned the vehicle and the items they just stole. The POS low lifes (LLs) stole what appeared to be pretty worthless stuff from the Church's shed (wheel barrels, shovels, post-hole diggers, propane tanks, etc.). Poetic/cosmic justice on the outcome on that burglary attempt!
The truck is at the body shop getting repairs for the steering column ignition/lock, broken window, one flat tire, and dents on the tail gate. Will also have to replace the
DiamondBack aluminum locking truck bed cover the LLs removed. Being a neat-freak non-smoker, the real challenge will be to get the filth and stink out of the cab. Insurance company is springing for a detail, so that should help.
Great lady I am married too says if we can't get the stink out she will fund a refurbished interior (she's a keeper!).
Time to install video surveillance on the house, already have the requisite arsenal to protect the family.
Very steamed,
XEagleDriver