Are Your Balls Dirty?

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The Isles of Langerhans
Well, clean them!

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Or Schweddy?

 
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Just goes to show, ball jokes never get old... :D
 
Just goes to show, ball jokes never get old... :D

On that note, I always thought that a great commercial for D.i.c.k's Sporting Goods would go something like this.

We have golf balls and tennis balls. We have bowling balls, soccer balls and basket balls. We have baseballs, billiard balls and even botchy balls. You name a ball, and we have it. We're D.i.c.k's, and we've got balls!
 
On that note, I always thought that a great commercial for D.i.c.k's Sporting Goods would go something like this.

We have golf balls and tennis balls. We have bowling balls, soccer balls and basket balls. We have baseballs, billiard balls and even botchy balls. You name a ball, and we have it. We're D.i.c.k's, and we've got balls!

Hilarious :D You should head up their marketing team.
 
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Dicken's Cider :D (say it fast) It was from one of those "infomercials" on a morning radio show...lol
 
Dicken's Cider :D (say it fast) It was from one of those "infomercials" on a morning radio show...lol

This reminds of a story from one of my electronics classes: True story from 20+ years ago.

It was the first week of classes, and the room was too crowded, too few desks and lab spaces.

So, a really good looking woman from the Admissions Office came in, and passed around an attendance sheet. She wanted us to add our name, if it already wasn't on the sheet.

That was done and she started to read aloud the added names......she gets to Mike Hunt, and no one answers.
She read it the second time, "Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?" "Does anyone know him?"
Our professor was laughing so hard he laid his head on his desk. (she was standing in front of his desk and couldn't see him)

Now she repeated the name aloud for the third time and she finally realized what she was saying. Her face got red, very red, she looked down and shook her head, and just walked out.
It was funny because it was so spontaneous, and unscripted.:D
 
There was a pretty funny one on the Cleveland show called Balls Deep. I don't think the show is that funny, but that was good.

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