Anyone good with anatomy?

[Adam]

That is creepy. Sure looks like a hand to me.

Now I've seen everything on the Internet.

I can now stop using the Internet. There is nothing more to see.

Have you seen Two Audioholics and a Cup?

If not, keep looking.

If so...keep it to yourself, brother. That's just wrong.

 

[Alex2507]

Alright... well the cops came and took it... said they were going to take it to "the lab"...

I hope you got at least one wish in before they took it away.
But you have to be careful how you word the wish.
It's been known to go like crazy wrong.

Did you ask your dog where he found it?
Enough already. I just hope it's not human and what ever it is, you know it's fresh. You should move before the Chupa Cabra figures out that it was your dog. It just can't be human.

 

[jamie2112]

Maybe its the worlds first pygmy mummy..........

 

[adwilk]

No chance thats human... that hand couldn't hold on to a beer... seriously, its missing the opposable digit. I think its a raccoon or bear or something...

 

[Adam]

Poor little alien. I can hear it speaking it's last word as it innocently approached the pooch.

"Friennddd?"

 

[jamie2112]

Poor little alien. I can hear it speaking it's last word as it innocently approached the pooch.

"Friennddd?"

LMFAO...............

 

[adwilk]

Poor little alien. I can hear it speaking it's last word as it innocently approached the pooch.

"Friennddd?"

That actually makes me a little sad... hmmmm.... I love margarita night away from home...

 

[Davemcc]

I hope you got at least one wish in before they took it away.
But you have to be careful how you word the wish.
It's been known to go like crazy wrong.

 

[jamie2112]

Now I've seen everything on the Internet.

I can now stop using the Internet. There is nothing more to see.

Really are you sure? http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/for/1150194603.html
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/search/sss?query=kush

 

[Adam]

Really are you sure? http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/for/1150194603.html

I wonder how it's delivered...

 

[jamie2112]

I don't wanna know...

 

[Davemcc]

I wonder how it's delivered...

By hand...of course.

 

[Adam]

By hand...of course.

Whew. That's a relief. I thought that it might have been like my last review at work. I think that my manager actually wanted to cuddle afterwards. He's so needy.

 

[res6jya6]

By hand...of course.

Dude... awesome. If I had milk, and I were drinking it... it would have gone out my nose.

 

[Adam]

Sperm. Milk. Reminds me of a joke that a buddy told us in the cafeteria my freshman year of college. The punchline was, "give me a kiss" - said as milk flowed out of his mouth. I'll leave the rest of the joke up to your imagination.

 

[Alex2507]

I wonder how it's delivered...

The sheer potential for vulgar responses has me overwhelmed ...

Reminds me of a joke that a buddy told us in the cafeteria my freshman year of college. The punchline was, "give me a kiss" - said as milk flowed out of his mouth. I'll leave the rest of the joke up to your imagination.

The one I heard was "I love you". If you can get a girl to tell it, it's even funnier.
The set up is "what's a 16 year old ... ?"

Edit: Oh yeah, about the $1,000 a shot business ... I could have been worth millions by the age of ...

As far as hardy stock is concerned; Where I'm from, if there was something wrong with you, you were not going to make it. Maybe I should charge more.

 

[Adam]

Where I'm from, if there was something wrong with you, you were not going to make it.

Is that why you left?

 

[majorloser]

It's early Saturday morning...

and I'm on my way to the hospital for asphyxiation from laughing so hard.



M U S T.... B R E A T H ......... M U S T....B R E A T H

 

[Alex2507]

Is that why you left?

No. I am so going to get even for this slight.

 

[Davemcc]

M U S T.... B R E A T H ......... M U S T....B R E A T H